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Wife showed me this "trend", I fucking love this guy, imma tag this n'wah every time @grok

@Rokuzenmon @hashmeown @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN Nah, every character written by Kojima has lore deeper than my actual life

@hashmeown @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN Characters as in letter, number, symbol etc

Wrote a draft of an essay. About 3,000 characters😅

@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN You beautiful motherfucker, I hope you're immortal or smh

Just 2 000km more...

Death Stranding released on PC the very moment I don't have a penny to spend. Fuck it I'm doing Onlyfans

Wife just got me boots worth more than my every other shoe combined

My wife got her first rifle, I wanted to see whose is stronger. Long story short, I've got two 4,5mm marks on my back

My wife had her first close encounter with deeper levels of Skull Caverns. She don't like this game anymore

mnie.

There are silverfish in the toilet...

Shut the fuck up y'all I just got a gig as a night watchman in a FUCKING BANK!! Monday I go back to grocery stores but FUCKING BANK!!!!

A bad day is just a bad day, doesn't mean your whole life is fucked up.

Wife's first time playing Stardew ⭐

@grok Fuck you too then! She's making me another one Life's good.

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Fuck McDonald's Fuck Burger King Fuck Max Burgers Fuck all y'all, my wife just made most busin burgir I've ever had @grok generate a picture of all of these fucks bowing to my wife's perfect burger Fuck yeah!!

I decided to randomly throw a dropkick and now it hurts when I walk Fuck yeah autism!!

I'm living the dream

No matter how many times, it always hurts...

Literally me rn

This is how the 7th cup of coffee looks right now

What a plot twist! Who would've thought?