Chris Uettwiller

Video of me during the month of Jan

@lindyli Yes

@heidiswift So good!

HOLY SHIT MY OCTOPUS TEACHER. 👀❤️

@msbgbg @KTLA Bear hands.

In a groundbreaking discovery, reindeer herders found a preserved carcass of an Ice Age cave bear in a Russian Arctic archipelago ktla.com/news/nationwor…

@chrissyteigen Positively insane. 🤦‍♂️

@chrissyteigen Yeah. I prefer my vaginas pesticide free.

“Rusty Bottoms” – Robert Ellis | Gillette Shave Gel: youtu.be/Hvde9jjAR0o via @YouTube

Times Haiku: Many of the cool, attractive kids never left town after high school. nyti.ms/1kfajIy

Proud of our team at Dirty Robber. We scored two Cannes Lions this week.....silver and bronze!

Should I tweet about something?

Say it with Bacon won a Shorty! #360i

@richroll thinking about you brother! Tell those legs to shut up and lay down the power tomorrow!

At Fitz and the Tantrums @ Greek with my lady! So proud of my good friend Fitz!

@richroll nice video rich, great bike! Let's ride!

@tomvaughan if anyone can do it, I'd be you tom!

Sunday ride with my buddy @pablovejeff looking forward to catching up. It's been too long!

@pablovejeff @pierodangerbird nice work guys! I'm back and healthy. Keys ride soon.

At sea otter classic waiting for some of my teammates to finish road race. Go a'bloc!

@tomvaughan @playing_house nice work tom, well done!