SKELLY STAT🍉S: STILL DANCIN'

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@holmesdaleUSA @j_volt_CU_AF @EdisonCarterN23 @NickRamWilson @ChipDunn @aaronmartinj @JohnCamalick @richardterry85 @n1njade @ParksTweet @MileHighRoach @Prattkn @awilson611 @BarnettAidan If I'm awake in time, I'll deffo be at the Bulldog! Can't pretend that'll work tho

@uzworm @j_volt_CU_AF @EdisonCarterN23 @NickRamWilson @ChipDunn @aaronmartinj @JohnCamalick @richardterry85 @n1njade @ParksTweet @MileHighRoach @Prattkn @awilson611 @BarnettAidan Where will you be tomorrow 😉

Denver where you watching the league cup Tuesday? @EdisonCarterN23 @NickRamWilson @ChipDunn @uzworm @aaronmartinj @j_volt_CU_AF @JohnCamalick @richardterry85 @n1njade @ParksTweet @MileHighRoach @Prattkn @awilson611 @BarnettAidan

@j_volt_CU_AF @holmesdaleUSA @EdisonCarterN23 @NickRamWilson @ChipDunn @aaronmartinj @JohnCamalick @richardterry85 @n1njade @ParksTweet @MileHighRoach @Prattkn @awilson611 @BarnettAidan You're not wrong but why are you picking me as the Palace rep who always shows up lmao 😭

@holmesdaleUSA @EdisonCarterN23 @NickRamWilson @ChipDunn @uzworm @aaronmartinj @JohnCamalick @richardterry85 @n1njade @ParksTweet @MileHighRoach @Prattkn @awilson611 @BarnettAidan Sometimes you can find @uzworm at the British bulldog.... But honestly Tuesday makes it hard to know if anyone might actually be watching some place other than from their work computers....

@HLTCO @fbtlpod Calvin Andrew!

Name the most random footballer you can possibly think of; the sort of name you manage to pull out of the ether and people go “Fuck me, I forgot he even existed.” Try not to drop a name that’s been said by someone else, I’m trying to see something for @fbtlpod. Cheers.

@PLinUSA @holmesdaleUSA

From the @ColoradoPalace watch party in Denver Colorado, here's two pictures from yesterday right after the final whistle ❤️💙❤️💙 #CPFC

@dumbart21269367 Been crying for 36 straight hours Send money for tissues

Be honest, who cried yesterday?

@ThePalaceWay From the watch party in Denver, Colorado

I want to see everyone’s favourite photos from yesterday, personal or professional. Everyone drop your favourite below, let’s relive every moment ❤️💙 #CPFC

Crystal Palace are the @EmiratesFACup 2025 CHAMPIONS 🏆 #CPFC

THIS NEWS IS SO GOOD IT GOT ME TO POST ON TWITTER AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS GREAT DAY TO BE A HATER

IT'S FUNNY CAUSE I DIDN'T ACTUALLY HAVE TO CHANGE THE MEME IN THE FIRST PLACE SINCE MIKE MALONE ORIGINALLY WANTED TO BE A FUCKING COP LMAO

GOOD AFTERNOON NUGGETS NATIONNNNNNN THE SUN IS SHINING, THE BIRDS ARE CHIRPING, AND THE WORLD IS A BURSTING FOUNTAIN OF SERENITY, JOY, AND BEAUTY #MileHighBasketball

I don't have any resolutions for this so-called "New Year"; if fuckin' Caesar could just declare a new year whenever he wanted to I can as well so I've got weeks before I gotta think about it

Damn, chatGPT is down? Unrelated but I'm launching a new service; for $15 I'll write a 1000 word essay about anything you want, entirely sourced by Dr. Claire PhD.

@Irisposting With many problems

@uzworm Time to run down that hill 😔

Are you okay, uzworm? You've been listening to "Running Up That Hill" by Kate Bush for 2 straight hours

Pep Guardiola when his team scores a goal but it isn't exactly like it was written up on the training ground

Live look at me and the other 17 Colorado Palace fans refreshing the pages over and over again to keep the numbers up #cpfc