sexy mayor of chicago

That man on Twitter will save you

@BeckyTheChicken Is it natera?

Still not sure if we’re doing the genetic testing for baby because we cannot find out what it will cost. The options are $0, $800, or $3,000. Insurance company says talk to the lab. The lab says talk to the insurance company. Nobody knows unless it’s already purchased. Evil.

Elderly coworkers fucking love getting surgery

Ohhhhh little alien

horse lying down in stall struggling to sleep waking up switching positions frequently insomnia and late night thoughts

@HannahWardEdu I will buy wherever you sell

Do I need to figure out a way to bring back the spiral binding? I won't be able to provide it on Amazon, but I can probably ship directly from my website... 🤔

Kyle Cooke:

messaging my coworker who is a full grown man: hey girl got a question for uuu

Vice President JD Vance: “My advice to young men who are thinking about becoming fathers who are about to have babies is, you're never ready” “It will be shocking. It will be crazy. It will be the most difficult and the most rewarding thing that you’ve ever done.” "I would do it all again; in fact, I have one regret, it's a slight regret. I wish we had started early and had more” Don’t wait until everything is “Perfect” to have kids. Children are what perfects life.

Goodbye goodbye goodbye you were bigger than the whole sky

Let’s be jubilant with mama

Today my walking pad fell and dented our Gregorian era dresser so there’s that

The longer I’m a mom the more I realize that I don’t really need breaks from my kids so much as I need time with my kids with other adults I enjoy present.

My baby taking a pacifier

My pregnancy band!! Feels like a badge of honor 💪

@cybelethebest @egreghost Unfortunately my back is proof of the point because the artipoppe is the only one that doesn’t hurt

@egreghost I don’t think there’s a point to these carriers other than broadcasting that you can afford one of these.

Really annoys me that a brand as expensive as Artipoppe, positioning itself in the luxury segment, can’t be bothered to match hardware and uses the same gray on every baby carrier. Looks so bad. Wildbird has a different color buckle on every pattern!

Why are sandwiches $22 now

There is unbelievable magic in my connection with my baby. I’ve never fought the connection— we cosleep, breastfeed, I stay home with him. Almost 8 months in, we are incredibly bonded, in a way that feels as natural and inevitable as breathing. It’s hard to believe that as the months and years pass, he will necessarily separate himself from that closeness. But for now, I stare down at his little sleeping face, his eyelashes fluttering, feeling him breathe against my body, rubbing my nose against his warm soft cheek Thank you

The mice doing Cinderella’s hair