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@valefiles fr cause it doesn’t even matter like dat ykwim nothing in life is real we keep it MOVIN 😹✌🏼

@v4mprgf do you care? because I don’t, not that I won’t be able to sleep for five more months or anything

I’m totally fine and not jealous at all it’s not like I wanted to read it or anything

@fatpussyp Cry and cope harder ain’t nobody got time to read your jobless ahh rant 😹 fk off

@v4mprgf @Jani__Gee yes you can make your sibling a sandwich while your parents go make money so your fat ahh can have somewhere to live.yall really grow up & experience life for yourselves & end up havin no empathy for your parents and that’s really why the eldest be annoying asf. 35 still bitchin

@Ryuksasshair the wonyoungism hashtag is the cherry on top 😭

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@computer1010101 ts coded like a millennial Facebook post

sleep addicts be like Please one more sleep please

@isi_malfoy_ Any fics coded this This 😓

Dhr coded

Anxious bunny: I hop so...

@AMfromtheWORLD Sasti rand ke chake ki paidawar tu mujhy na bta Kia classist Kia hota, ja ke maa chudwa ya idhr la ke de me chod data free me ghashti nasal ka aya bara 😹😹

insane classism. They see them like they're subhuman or sum 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@luminichu spoiled like crazy and he was literally the apple of his parent’s eyes 😭 even during the battle of Hogwarts his parents were wandering wandless trying to find him lol muggles, death eaters and voldy be damned 😭😭

@v4mprgf Literally.. he was having the time of his life ffs😭😭

How mfs will describe Draco’s childhood

@hasn4na For all the ret4rds coping in the replies, the people acting like they are superior is wats tacky and therefore makes them a chapri, I didn’t call anyone that I js think their tacky weirdo mentally is what makes them “chapri” dont act like a btch js bc u feel called out 🥱

@hasn4na Ts da real chapri 😭 any person who calls somebody else a chapri is the true chapri in equation

@closetedpe numbnuts I had to say it to make the point are u fkn dense or js mentally ret4rded 💀 fkn loser

@v4mprgf @hasn4na U literally called them the real chapri ,like are u retarded?

@skylineblonde @hasn4na Found da chapri mf why u mad twin I didn’t insult you personally 🤣

@v4mprgf @hasn4na what a big brain u got

@yunclesage me when I’m trying to eat quietly but idk there’s somebody clocking my shi :(

It's a nigga on the bus eating chips and there's no sound when he chews wtf

@siennapotterz mind u these mfs are UGLY AS SIN

if marauders fans faceclaim margaret qualley as petunia dursley of all people, i'm afraid they are just one lobotomy away from looking at brad pitt in world war z and going "omg that's peter pettigrew guysss"

@AbdulAhad114 @_sillys0lil0quy sybau

@_sillys0lil0quy You know what i am saying but you just don't want to accept the reality, don't be biased

this newly wed girl asked her husband for shampoo this man went straight to mom to ask for money to buy shampoo & then his mother handed over money to his son in his 30's (basically a mama's boy) told him to bring only two sachets of shampoo not even a mini bottle for his wife+

@fatpussyp @Jani__Gee Wasn’t their job to make your fat ahh a sandwich, they should be have been living their life being as blissfully ignorant as you. Weirdo.

@Jani__Gee eldest daughters be like “i raised them” and all they did was make a pb&j sandwich 😭

@banev_ez @nogprootagain @caallmeeden I don’t even know what you wrote also I’m a girl 💀

@nogprootagain @v4mprgf @caallmeeden He censored it to corn, i changed it to this, we hsve to censor this scawwy word

I'm not a porn addict so for the longest time I thought aftercare means kissing and cuddling after sex.

@ReddCinema Ur a looooooser m bro

My auntie gotta be the most embarrassing person on Facebook....