Chief Executive Fudzamombe (CEF) 🇿🇼

I know you guys are artsy, please finish drawing this rex and post...timboona ku creche or kindergarten you attended 🤣🤣🤣

@Dreadlockd_Diva Wakakwana here 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️

George, George, George of the jungle Watch out for that tree...

@Dreadlockd_Diva Sekutamba sekuseka

@vaMutasa Makajoiner zvigure 😂😂😂

I'm very employed but my friends are so sick of me 😂😂😂

Gota Dam Residence (or Gota House) by Sforza Seilern Mvurwi, Zimbabwe 🇿🇼

Nepal's Prime Minister - Balendra Shah is the worst Prime Minister to ever exist, and here's why : > He banned his own photo from all government offices to cut unnecessary spending - I mean, who does that ? > He is sending all politicians with criminal cases to jail. Who's going to make laws if they themselves haven't broken them ? > He released a 100-day action plan online for real-time public tracking. why answer questions when the work speaks for itself ? > He abolished VIP culture- absolutely wrong because, it's so hard to become a minister, so they deserve VIP culture.

🚨BREAKING: Ghana becomes the first African country to integrate payment into its Citizens' Identity Card, ditching US-based payment giants Visa and Mastercard in Africa The card is now widely accepted in over 200 countries for online, in-store, and ATM use. It allows for secure purchases, international payments, and offers perks like insurance and emergency assistance. Ghana Card holders can activate their card using the MyCitizens App or by dialling *402#

@georgia_tsetana @Lee_Raa_Tuu @MurapaG @Dreadlockd_Diva Dead dead dead 🤣🤣🤣😅

@vaMutasa @Lee_Raa_Tuu @MurapaG @Dreadlockd_Diva This is why im going to the gym😂😂

Yoh I struggled to open this bottle of mayonnaise today 😭 Wiped my hands. Used a vadoek. Tried again. Still dololo. At some point I even thought, "Man, I wish I had a husband to open this for me.” 😫 Just as I was about to give up, I remembered 🤔. THERMODYNAMICS‼️ Matter expands when heated so I boiled some water, dipped the lid and voilà😌‼️ Moral of the story: It’s important to study science as a woman just in case you don’t get married and need some kitchen science rescuing because sometimes it’s not a husband you need, but a basic understanding of chemistry and physics. 😌😂

@Dreadlockd_Diva @Lee_Raa_Tuu @MurapaG @georgia_tsetana Mmmmmmm...

@vaMutasa @Lee_Raa_Tuu @MurapaG @georgia_tsetana Why am I in it. I simply tap my jar on a hard surface until the sound changes and viola I can open it by myself 😂😂😂

@Dreadlockd_Diva Kwana.

Love

@Dreadlockd_Diva You should've actually done the opposite to force him to clean it himself. Add vaseline so he doesn't see at all..

If I don't take the initiative to clean this boy's glasses he doesn't care. Hanzi I haven't seen this clearly in days 🙄🙄🤭

The people of Senegal are making an AFCON Trophy for Morocco, they petty asf😂💔

A South African company has signed a deal worth about $150 million to buy 450 electric buses made in Uganda 🇺🇬. This is the Africa we want!.

@Dreadlockd_Diva Wanguuu

@vaMutasa Every weekend though?

Living close to the shops is very nice until they bring bhawa right into your bedroom. it's like Hulengende wacho atori muno 🤣🤣😭😭. Vvip

@GovernmentZA Zvavo vamwe..

⛽ Fuel Supply Update Government assures South Africans that the country’s fuel supply remains stable and secure, despite global tensions. The Department of Mineral and Petroleum Resources continues to monitor supply and coordinate with industry to safeguard energy security. #GovZAUpdates #EnergySecurity

@Dreadlockd_Diva Waakutibika manje 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Went for the Marathon in Vic Falls rimwe gore and ordered a giant burger from Three Monkeys. I ate it the whole weekend richiramba kupera 😂😂😂

Just imagine the possibilities, had things actually worked out, and we had found refined diesel pa Chinhoyi...akomaaaaana. Dai tirikunwa ma 5c/lr kutaura sooo.

@Dreadlockd_Diva @_MissE1 @FTMagora Ini im a youthiez, ndimirirei

@vaMutasa @_MissE1 @FTMagora Dzoka sha 😂😂😂

Headmaster? 2019? Asi waidzidzisa? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Haa I'm old ndabvuma

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