vacationdarts

I don't care if you don't smoke on vacation. Just don't do it in front of me.

Top 10 Vacation Darts

Gotta love Christmas with a full day of football in Vancouver, BC. #NFLonNetflix

Me to the waiter on vacation: Hi! Yes, we'll start with a bowl of cigarettes for the table

The highest peaks Only seem unreachable Before you start walking

Hair goin Crazy…

Brb my check vacation darts light came on

I love the moment during the security briefing on an airplane where the FA hides the oxygen mask behind their back before whipping it out being like bam! Bet you didn't see that coming.

Is Pedro Pascal this generations Molly Ringwald?: An investigation. This and more random vacation dart conversations with strangers tonight at 8. #vacationdarts #vacationdartsnews

I wonder what people who text "u" and "ur" do with all their free time...

After 5 straight beers you can use UAV on the map to locate cheeky vacation darts

When I was a baby a witch put a curse on me to smoke on vacation

Ai is gonna take our jobs? Really? I'd like to see Ai chain smoke duty free vacation darts and sweet talk latinas at Señor frogs.

If you say my name three times while looking in the mirror I'll come smoke vacation darts with you

What? You're not smoking on vacation? In this economy?

Pro-tip: regularly check your promotions folder for flight deals 💸

The wife is gonna love our son D'Artagnan long for Dart...conceived on vacation

FACT: If you're North American, European vacation darts actually make you stronger

I feel like the world needs a new @johnlegend belter rn

Cigarettes on vacation actually make you stronger.