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@smokeymcburnn Golf soon? @DesmondRitalin

@vaderhowser It’s over

@smokeymcburnn how’s that north girl? She still alive? Or dead to you?

@smokeymcburnn Next one up

I retired my hole in one ball. Should I retire my hole in one shirt? @PGATOUR

Best golf courses I’ve played: Myopia hunt club Essex county club Pinehurst no.4 Pinehurst no. 2 Pinehurst no. 10 The Country club (Brookline) (Kind of in order)

Oh no more crown

Marcelo and Roman to busy drinking at seaport Cisco than turning this dog shit redsox team around

Go eat a gummy @MustyLizard2947

Needle bumming @TheHowser

Crowned up mogging liberals on this mdw. Thank you for the service of our brave men and women

Fell asleep last night on the couch and woke myself up with a fart… my gf and her family heard it

Oh no just bought a new pair of rainbows

@smokeymcburnn That’s no sec belt tho

Belt mogging this weekend #lank

What’s your weapon of choice this summer?

@TheHowser I know an Asian that complains all the time

Was bum needling around and now it’s over

Pop the champagne @Grundlebuff

I will be entering old sport mode tn with @Grundlebuff

A cunt is going to make violent and it’s not my fault. Ask the right questions next time. Don’t just “buy” cheese Louise

On my second 18 of the day. #36only