ᅠ𝒇𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒃𝒆𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒐𝒓

a shudder, book dropped on face out of surprise as flaccid member is near victim of beautiful claws.

you wanted a dog, here I am.

the way you shake when I put your toes in my mouth during - - you're so right, nevermind.

it's almost like I've spent the last four or so years remembering every gross little detail about you, darling.

can't it be a bit of both? besides, it's not like I've ever heard you complain.

💧

I have one! otherwise I wouldn't have ended up marrying, or following you to Vegas.

I hate you with all my heart.

I'm so hungry I could eat a hot blonde who bullies me.