Celine

@vegbettycrocker That only applies to the other avenues. <replies two months later>

@vegbettycrocker <replies with your kidneys in mind> pls drink water.

@vegbettycrocker Nooooooo

@vegbettycrocker Way to not even tag us heaux

@vegbettycrocker Hi. You better miss me

@icequeenx69 No

anyway that happened to a bunch of kids today LMFAO

could you imagine being a kid going to meet santa and getting there only for it to be my brother in law jimmy with a beard on

@icequeenx69 O won’t be home until after, flying back from PGH. I’ll text you

@valhallabakery yes PLSSSSSS 🥺 we’re taking beans to get some xmas pics at 2:30 but i’m free any time before!!

it’s almost like my kid knows when i’m incredibly overwhelmed with life and chooses that exact moment to be as difficult as she can be hahahahahahah

@vegbettycrocker Florida

@icequeenx69 Nia is perfect

@valhallabakery whenever samara sees cows she calls them nia bc they’re identical

just realized that my 4 year vegan anniversary just passed so yay go me save the cows

@vegbettycrocker Yeah I don’t like this

@icequeenx69 I feel like vibing as a fish seems great. I’d like to be something weird and deep ocean though

@valhallabakery I saw a tiktok last night of a bunch of fish in a tank at the pet store and they’re just…vibing?

could you imagine being a fish

@icequeenx69 This is exactly what happened.

today @valhallabakery came over and brought me cookies and then showed me her boobs

@icequeenx69 Babe. You have to take the time for you.. just because you’re a mom doesn’t stop Shan from existing. Love you.

usually I feel so guilty if i’m not spending every second with her which I know is so dumb but I can’t help it and I need to remind myself that it’s normal and ok to have my family watch her so I can do basic human things like put my fucking laundry away

asking for help when I need it and allowing myself to accept it without feeling guilty is a game changer

@vegbettycrocker ….

@icequeenx69 When she starts asking when the holiday candles come out also.

@valhallabakery there’s no denying it

my kid is refusing to eat dinner and will only eat pie LMAO

@vegbettycrocker Literally while we are gone wtf