Kaners Cab Driver

Bring back the Stanley cup playoffs logo being painted ON THE ICE

Smelling weed in public for me is like smelling the little baked pie on the windowsill in cartoons I can't lie

@showtimehcky @oscolaidhe55 @TSR_Jonah He still owes me a few cents

@oscolaidhe55 @TSR_Jonah Why, because of a cab incident that happened 17 years ago when he was 21 years old?

Why did he do this lol?

@TageForHart Beat the living shit outta you with all three rings on my fingers

@valsbag What are you gonna do

This guy is such a fucking cuck

@Avsfanjake Those who choose that donkey over Cale Makar actually need psychiatric assistance

Imagine being a fan of a team where you have to humiliate yourself trying to convince people Bouchard isnt a turnover dumpster fire and is Norris caliber. Thank god for Makar. I have it easy.

@kurri_jari Fair, wish that squad got 82

@valsbag Abbreviated Seasons are always asterisks.

Best Team of the Four?

There are more Bouchard turnovers resulting in a goal against this year than votes he deserves for the Norris. Genuinely not sure how you could want him on your team over Makar, Hughes, Werenski, Dahlin, even Seider. Imagine those dudes w McDavid/Draisaitl 😭

@bretzky_84 That was his first goal in the month of March give him a break he’s trying his best

Mark Stone celebrates every goal like a Timbit player who just started hockey.

@Leo__260 Real finals for LA was beating Chicago in 7 the series before 😭

Just a friendly reminder that we had the Kings on the ropes in 2014 and would've beaten them 9/10 times

@DK_Assist 6 minutes of time on ice 😭

@valsbag This is not eligible as he was injured in the 2nd period.

Early exit for Crosby tonight? @DK_Assist

“Evan Bouchard for Norris”

@Bruinussy Shrink the game along with anyone who watches the sport as a result of heated rivalry.

Am i crazy to think they should have like a pwhl vs nhl tournament during the all star break next year?

Lehkonen - MacKinnon - Necas Nichushkin - Nelson - Kadri Landeskog - Roy - Colton O’Connor - Drury - Kelly Toews - Makar Kulak - Malinski Manson - Burns Blackwood Wedgewood This team is comically good when healthy.

Mark Scheifele just got called for one of the worst trips I’ve ever seen. In overtime…

Boldy couldn’t have hit that post harder if he tried.. and DeBrincat took care of business it really is sad

@NickZararis Patrick Kane.

Working on a pretty big research project about stars in the NHL I already have McDavid, Crosby, MacKinnon, Kucherov and Matthews to establish a baseline If I asked you: who’s the most clutch player in the league, who would you mention?

Haven’t hit a hockey bet in like a week it’s time..