the vampiretattoo

Betty better butter Brad's bread.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

#FDNY 9/11 Tribute #NeverForget911 ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-327598 #video

Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough.

There is always something to be thankful for. If you can't pay your bills, you can be thankful you are not one of your creditors.

laughter is the best medicine.

Pre-workout: Learning to throw knives and daggers!.... then off to the gym

He who laughs last thinks slowest!

how do you like them apples?

If I can do it, you can do it too. #Watch my own #transformation

Three blondes walked into a bar. You'd think that one of them would have seen it.

Telling the boss what a good worker you are is worth 1%..showing him is worth 96%.

A slimey snake slithered down the sandy sahara.

#Fitness Tip: Insights about #shaping your #body facebook.com/permalink.php?…

When they were giving out looks, you thought they said books, and you said "Give me something funny"

#NoteToMyEx Baby I'm too busy fixing me to be chasing you around. #NowPlaying A song I wrote for the one I loved but recently had to let go.

The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a train.

More doors are opened with "please" than with keys.

if the shoe fits, wear it.

The difference between this company and a cactus plant is that the plant has pricks on the outside.