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what if surgeons used bottle openers to open you up

i win

attack for papilionidae

love the parts of yourself that make you worse than everyone else. happy disability pride everyone

first attak ^_^

stop tagging grok. tag cow instead. i know things.

@ThisStupidTwink I love being schizophrenic 🤍

antipsychotics are awesome, you get to choose between: - lobotomy - dread every night - trow up :( - lobotomy but different and also you throw up

spongebob came to me for advice on his homosexual feelings with his crack dealer

This definitely happened

my dog made me eat takis at gunpoint

there is an adult lion in my mailbox and it is angry at me

Changing the Way I Poop

butts cant be naked stop lieing

just saw this car on the road

@macksypowwa We call it the marote

other families’ name for the tv remote control makes me feel physically fucking sick

Le poop

@slothy_420 Yes actually

do you ever feel like there’s so much poop inside you that the sheer weight of it is enough to crack your pelvis