Terry Vanderspool

asked the bartender last night if he could make a mojito and he said “is that necessary?”

I can’t wait for college football

@wobblymami Just got off the phone with the president

Getting it engraved tomorrow what should I have it say

@BarstoolBigCat What’s the count at

Burger before HR Derby

Of course. The Braves.

@VinnysCorner1 Marcus Giles

Age yourself…. Name the second basemen from your favorite MLB team growing up. I’ll start: Chuck Knoblauch

@WeiserPrincess Need that

Maddox has the sickest hat at the ballpark

@OhioTate I think we’re on Steve watch now brother

I am in bed, but Steve just texted me to go join his 2nd date with Dani.

@cnnr_wifhat @tBushGaming @CammyMVP @ConnorMook_ This is a fact. Get it toasted as well

@tBushGaming @CammyMVP @ConnorMook_ @ConnorMook_ the secret is to have them toss the tenders in a combo of buffalo + ranch before they hit the sub, & on the Italian do S+P & oregano + banana peppers

Cammy & Mook try Pub Subs

@BarstoolBigCat @bolt_jv A shame the trough didn’t go to someone who enjoyed piss

@bolt_jv Literally anyone could’ve bought it on eBay dude. Want me to wait 10 years after the stadium was emptied out?

Gen Z are missin out on boozin - it’s always a good time.

@StevenCheah Don’t go cheap, just spend the money. Had too many things break right away

Serious question: for those that have done a major home renovation; what is something you wish you knew beforehand? Especially when deciding on a construction company to go with.

If Chris bell isn’t a dolphin we riot

@LucasGuido13 @StooliesClub This is now the Reed trip

Reed and I have successfully boarded our flight to Vegas While waiting he was visibly nervous saying “We’re going into a warzone” In addition, he also revealed to me that he forgot his deoderant

@LargeBarstool Beautiful weather will do that to ya

Just drove down 29th Street at 2:30 in the afternoon, and passed a man masturbating vigorously in an open doorway. No cellphone. No social media. Just living in the moment.

@stoolpresidente @kingkrabbyp Truly the best to ever do it

Ok I’ve decided to let @kingkrabbyp stay if she wants to stay. Things seemingly have picked up a bit. But Annika did text me saying she wanted to leave for the record but I think she was upset when she did it. My only crime is having too big a heart and giving too many 2nd chances. We’ll see how it goes. 2nd chance Davey

@danabeers Zac looking clean as hell

Bring back beers

@lilsamsquanch66 You have any sets at the stand or anywhere may 14-18?

I’m filming some stand-up in NYC next weekend on Saturday the 25th. Two shows with a limited amount of tickets, I hope to see you there! Tickets here: harrysettelwebsite.com/tour

@Jarritos Couldn’t think of anything better

Anyone need some free soda to unwind from tax season?

@Return_Of_RB Acuna

Drop a sure fire HR hitter tonight