Vanessa Wills 👩🏼‍💻

Honestly, this is my dream.

@JonoMilne As a former lawyer who now works in PR, this is all kinds of wonderful.

When lawyers do PR ... I'm not sure if this letter is wooing me or sueing me!

“Do your research, it doesn’t end abortion, it just means states get to decide.” How many states already have trigger laws in place? 13.

@romandiddy Is it not still a hangover from the issue at the end of last year? Or a new one?

Does anyone know anything about a brown sugar shortage? Two supermarkets this week with zero stock.

Taylor Swift and Olivia Rodrigo fulfill the very specific fantasy of getting to say exactly what you want to say to your ex after a breakup, exactly the way you want to say it, and then having the entire world take your side

Everyone’s talking a real big game on here at the moment. Don’t worry, I’ve got popcorn.

@JaneTHoye Yes. Quite simply.

@lawgeeknz Oh man. This is adorable.

And the NZ internet directory of course 🤣🤣

Having a clean out and found this academic masterpiece 🤣

@ellenstrickland Yep. Our primary (year 0/1) teachers are wearing masks all day but ece is only wearing masks at drop off and pick up.

@soul_scourer I have never seen this before.

@ellenstrickland Shit, I voted wrong! Primary teachers yes, ECE no.

@CampbellGordon @chamfy After all this, my kid decides the new pink cookie time cookies are lunchbox material. 🙅🏼‍♀️

@vanessacwills @chamfy A big cookie time cookie with a hot drink is fine. But the minis are average. Now, the big Mallow Puffs that you used to be able to get. Those were great.

The best Cookie time is

I never truly realised how much sleep (or lack thereof) impacts your workouts until I got my Apple Watch. Alcohol too, but sleep is massive for me.

@manidunlop The fridge?

I’m not saying I regret eating the entire date scone, but… I regret eating the entire date scone. 🤢 Also, this gives me mad flashbacks to working with @BenThomasNZ who frequently shared this regret.

@Monique_NZ Oh. Oh no. It gets worse the more you dive into the thread.

@MomoStJohn She rocks a fab navy pantsuit with a red lip. Love that look on her. But I’m a pantsuit fan girl 🤷🏼‍♀️

@MicheleAnn_ No! Fully serious. We’ll get popcorn and treats, we’ll be doing it right. I saw this three times at the movie theatre - once by myself. So…

@MicheleAnn_ Omg come over and watch it with me.

I love this.