tom cruise

Girl I made out with at a party three years ago just got engaged.

@Daniel_Rapaport Glad to see the rest of the world is catching up here - absolutely unbelievable stuff, even for you DRap. Ratio'd into the SUN.

Tiger arrested behind the wheel. Again.

Sungjae plans to return to golf before the end of February. He has taken extra time to nurse his wrist injury out of precaution. The Korean Prince coming 🔜

@JaredStillman @Titans you look like if everyone that got a DUI on Scoop Nashville was combined into a single person. Titan up and shut the hell up pal.

I am a @Titans fan and a Titans season ticket holder. I hope Robert Saleh is the next Bill Belichick and Cam Ward is the next Tom Brady....but I'd bet everything I own AGAINST it.

The worst person you know is in the comment section of Koepka's PGA return news carrying water for Wesley Bryan to be reinstated. Truly sick people among us.

Lately I’ve been experimenting with hitting the homies with a “Just The Man I Wanted To See” when they pull up

@ForePlayPod @adidas @RiggsBarstool I would kick my own ass if I looked in the mirror and saw this shit

Kicking off the week and the Ryder Cup Live Show at Borrelli’s right… with the new @adidas fit. #createdwithadidas

@VegasRefund way to go buddy LAC +3 was theft

Chiefs L

@PrivateDipshit Dipshit's comin' home...

Farewell, Austin. This city was a perfect fit for me in a time when I needed it the most. But I have a greater calling to tend to. I must return to the crown jewel of the South - Tennessee. Momma, I’m comin home!

@titantfup @JakeMarsh18 @PGATOURLIVE banger alert #dieselfuel

@JakeMarsh18 @PGATOURLIVE 12 back of the lead on a Saturday. Not that dramatic.

Absolute HEARTBREAK for Sahith Theegala at the 4th hole this morning. This is brutal, brutal luck. @PGATOURLIVE

@ForePlayPod @TaylorMadeGolf The world when Riggs hits any club 260+

The boys are LOVING the new @TaylorMadeGolf R7 Mini Driver. Thing is a weapon off the tee.

@Daniel_Rapaport your existence is a net negative for human progress.

This has such first-day-of-school energy

Full Swing is awesome until the show tries to do the Margot Robbie in The Big Short explains mortgage backed securities thing but instead it's just @Daniel_Rapaport explaining the Tour Championship format like a total cuck

@Daniel_Rapaport Suck it

I gotta stop waking up at 4 am to have Manchester United ruin my day. That’s just something I have to stop doing. That’s on me.

The Mexico Open at VidantaWorld is upon us.

Maverick McNealy — WD (I just shot 64 at Torrey South only for a Swedish cyborg to clip me by 1 with a birdie on 18, still made $2.2 million though and turbocharged my career these last few months, so I'm gonna chill a week if y'all don't mind)

@Daniel_Rapaport Dan Rapaport: Tweets literally anything Me: Shut the f*** up

Rory misses a putt on 3 Random fam: “BLAME YOUR CADDIE” Rory responds immediately. “shut the f*** up.” He’s got zero time for any Harry Diamond slander.

@titantfup Diesel Hours.

People forget Damar Hamlin was cloned by big pharma

@SungjaeTracker i miss nothing more than this during the offseason.

🦅🦅🦅🦅BANG. Holes out for EAGLE from the sand at 3! That’s how you bounce back! -1 and T2 🔥

@eatyour_GREENS_ that's tough.

@GoodsHotTakes #BMITS