daily(ish) varka nui

@thelocalscribe Is this considered cannibalism?

"What even is this. I feel some kind of terror just seeing this... wiggling thing in front of me." (The Local Scribe is having an existential crisis over AN ACTUAL SPROUT!) #thelocalscribe #nuitham #Alhaitham

And happy Father’s Day to us nui parents! Remember to take care of nui like child or nui will be sad #genshin #varka

Happy Father’s Day to the best father figure of Mondstadt! #genshin #varka

@itsMONDSTADT It’s ok i have trouble with liyue names (I’m Chinese)

also as someone already pointed out i AM actually german so this makes it lowkey funnier. or sadder. idk take ur pick

@dailywrioplush Life without parole

@varka_nui If it was illegal to be cute. heh.

average fortress of meropide sleeping barracks 🏷️: #wriothesley #GenshinImpact #genshintwt #hoyoverse #Genshin

@itsMONDSTADT “You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain” 🥀

actually i AM going to end it all

@Moongemszz Cannibalism??!!

Why big yae miko simply doesn’t eat the small yae miko

@varka_nui WE are poor because of YOU, need I remind you of your latest expenditures? x.com/varka_nui/stat…

BREAKING NEWS: The 9th of the Fatui Harbingers spotted working at your local McDonald’s?! (Mr. Admin are we poor?) #varka #pantalone

@dottolonely I feel like that’s childe abuse

Feel bad for this boy, he's been left in a hot car for a week

@dailywrioplush My nuis when they have to sit in an economy seat for 17 hours to fly across the world 😭

this is the morning btw. prepare for 12 hours of body horror from cramped legs. 🏷️: #wriothesley #GenshinImpact #genshintwt #hoyoverse #Genshin

@timelynuitham Don’t forget they need water to photosynthesize 🌱

Despite the heat, nui sprouts still need sunlight to grow.

@dailywrioplush So funny thing I forgot to mention, it’s the ONLY pin in the media channel

@varka_nui LMAOOOOO

HELP I SENT THIS CURSED ASS EDIT IN THE VARKA MAINS SERVER AND IT GOT PINNED LMAOOO #genshin #varka

@BananaShagnus Does he have health insurance :(((

MY STUPID ASS DOG ATE DOTTORE

Me when bro went to the motherland and came back with the varka merch from the genshin x universal collab 👉👈 #genshin #varka

@dailywrioplush Baby’s new bed

lil wrio WON A SHIRT at baseball!!!!!!1!

@ducky_sauce_ Biblical gre- why is the stack shaped like that…

#genshin #pantalone What a greedy little thing

@ruthmeoow Safe space to say I don’t even have hard mode unlocked? (It doesn’t unlock if your characters aren’t lvl 70+ and um.. you see..)

safe space to say i never did this

@datattore I’m a varka account and we do NOT claim this person

when your fav character is irrelevant so you make nonsensical dottore ragebait posts instead