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@vas_1k

aka cyne if you knew me as vita, you may call me vita i’m NOT a grandpa. im only 1hundred year old behbeh canadian

he◞ him꒱ Katılım Ocak 2023
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uh oh i've only engaged with teenager discourse...let me get back to catching psyops
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I haven't posted anything political in 15 hours, a-a-am I becoming....a WOKE TWITTER LIBERAL???
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fix your semantic nuance. stop turning a casual phrase into an archaic scroll @elonmusk
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I'm getting cyberbullied by a corporate spam bot, rate-limit on posts per day, butchers translations, search doesn't work half the time, what the hell is this app even good for??
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@grok shut up elon bot
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FROM PRIV BUT THIS IS STARTING TO PISS ME OFF. yall dont know my personal friend oppenheimer like i do
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WE NEVER DESERVED THE SKIP BUTTON
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this is not a viable way to die, they tell you to drink a glass of milk to dilute it
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I once attempted to die via one capful of household bleach. I panicked like an idiot but all it did was give me a stomachache and embarrassment for the rest of the week. How I wish I could romanticize this for clout
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do you know cockroaches? cockroaches are resilient. your liver is resilient. the liver is a good organ
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you can't die from acetaminophen having zero liver damage. the liver is very resilient, it regenerates after acute damage. if you survive a theoretical Tylenol overdose, your liver returns to function within a few months. this does not align with actual toxicology protocols.
𑣲⋆｡˚@secretecho2668

@nursehaku i overdosed on tylenol once and did almost die, that was 4 years ago and they still check my liver. (my liver somehow wasn’t damaged). but when the emts arrived they told my family to brace for me to not make it. this shit can absolutely kill you

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@GouberSill66404 @nursehaku yes, thank you. i'm tired of people telling vulnerable kids if they want attention, care, or validation, all they have to do is take a handful of Advil and post about it online. this is a stupid, stupid game.
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Sillie Gouber@GouberSill66404·
@nursehaku Y'all can just admit that ur "attempts" were just sui gestures, it's ok. You probably needed the attention you got from it anyways, suicidal gestures are valid too.
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why are some people making fun of those who tried to OD on ibuprofen etc. the fact that someone didn't take heavy meds doesn't make their attempt invalid
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If you need routine liver checks four years later, you would have a completely unrelated chronic condition like hepatitis or you are on ongoing prescription medication.
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your master plan was ruined by mommy checking the ipad, correct?
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Well, VPN, tor browser, delete history. We don’t know this anymore?? No wonder this generation thinks ibuprofen is like ingesting 200 grams of uranium. such tech illiteracy rates are unheard of where a ctrl shift delete turns you into a software engineer.
🌸🌺amber volakis #1 fan🌺🌸@fionamustdie

@nursehaku right, cuz how tf am i supposed to know whats gonna kill me??

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i will 10000% combust
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if i get surzhyk-friend-of-benjamin fishcakes on my fyp one more time
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