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They asked Lewis “have you ever tried poutine?” And he said “what, like the president of Russia?”
A man who thinks all the time
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“your lipstick stains on the front lobe of my left side brains”
Genius@Genius
what’s the greatest opening line to a song?
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Lol my parents hated the years saghs had us playing the recorder
threetimedaddy@threetimedaddy
If you think you’ve had a bad day, my 9 year old came home from school with a trumpet.
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My true final document is the one saved as FINAL FINAL complete xyz
Tobechi Ogazi, Esq.@TobechiOgazi
In law practice, the document named FINAL is usually never final. It is often the beginning of the next version.
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Umeko didn’t deserve to go home after how well she pulled off hasta la vista ciao bonjour mahalo konichiwa kevin🤣 #milliondollarsecret
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@vashadubay Lolol from the get go i thought he was gonna be good. But proving to be otherwise 🙃
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How can kevin be smart enough to look for the sailboat by the pool but dumb to think the compass would be there too😭#milliondollarsecret
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Turning thoughts off and just existing>>
Dr. Nicole LePera@Theholisticpsyc
Giving your partner a break from decision fatigue is a love language. Removing someone's mental load is the highest form of consideration.
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