Vaudeville John

@clownworld Is that its resumé? That’s a a lot of professional skills.

Best comment wins

@LUFC @EASPORTSFC Great.

🔥 Ao Tanaka has been included in the #FC25 Ultimate Team of the Season! @EASPORTSFC

@acnewsitics Undersized, supersized shorts. He had to to come to ‘merica. They obviously didn’t have 8L in Seth Efrika.

Refugee from fucking what?

@clownworld Please don’t write a song about thi- “F**k you! This is gold!”

@wolfofx So just under half of Australians live in the grey areas.

Australia 🧵 1.

@elonmusk Off topic. Elon, does your Neuralink association have any research area/ success with understanding non-verbal autism patterns and possibly finding a solution for that through an implanted device? (from a father of a 6 year old son with non-verbal autism).

Oh Gary, how could you do this to me? 🥹

@TheExtremeMusi1 Yep.

Is this the greatest Scottish band of all time???

@billybragg If you get a moment, have a listen. It’s an old home demo but I think if you read the lyrics while listening with earphones and pump the bass, you’ll get it.

@Feargal_Sharkey I wrote this in 2006 and did a crappy home demo a number of years back (with about 20 other audio thumbnail sketches). The audio is rough but listening today reminded me of your crusade. Keep on it. vaudevillejohn.com/water-2006.html

@historyrock_ Stalky

Describe Sting with 1 word 👇🏻 #ThePolice

@SVG__Collection Every Breath you Take. The Police. It’s creepy when you consider the lyrics. A “stalkers” anthem. Chills.

What song always gives you the “chills” no matter how many times you listen to it?

@historyrock_ No.

Is "The Dark Side Of The Moon" in your TOP 10 albums of ALL TIME? 👇🏻 #PinkFloyd

@PintsBeauty Under a quid. About 95 lager bitter cheaper.

When you first started drinking in pubs, how much was a pint? 🍺 🤔

@broseph_stalin Broke the Olympic record (not world record) but nonetheless remarkable.

Pakistan’s Arshad Nadeem just broke the world record. He’s from a village called Mian Chunnu, whose residents pooled in money so he could train. He had next to no support from any officials. He had to appeal for funds to buy a new javelin to prepare for these Olympics after his previous one was damaged beyond repair after he used it for a decade

@elonmusk It’s a good thing Elon. Not for all the reasons for or against. Aren’t you sick of so many people? Downsize, simplify, share.

Population collapse is happening in so many countries

@MarkHamill @GuillermElodie Me.

@GuillermElodie 🖐️

@twpmemories2016 @weddingpresent I’m a Leeds fan and this album was called “George Best”. It’s perfect as it is.

Not everyone is a Man U fan. If @weddingpresent released alternative covers of this album with a different footballer on it, who would you choose? I’d probably go for Frank Large (Northampton Town) & even better if it was released on claret-coloured vinyl!

@Will_Fuzz Yay.

Occasional fun fashion survey. Bring back the cravat! Yay or Nay. Got gifted this silk beauty in Brighton. Let me hear your thoughts on this rather tricky question. I for one vote YAY! all the way.

@WilliamShatner Happy anniversary of your exit from your mum. All the best on your 94th solar orbit. From a deck of the Japan section of the mothership. Xxx

I am overwhelmed with emotions for all of the wonderful messages I have received today from the far corners of the world. Thank you all for the outpouring of love!!! Bill

@Dingo_Latrans Your perfect goil?

Still working on it. #pixelart | #aseprite | #rpgmaker | #indiedev | #gamedev #commissionsopen