Vaudevivian

Ngl id probably be an omega

I dont even want a strap I just want her to straight up kill me

I NEED THAT STRAP

The Tazling. The Tazlet. The Tazzle Dazzle. He's barely an inch tall.

Was talking about this girl I'm stalking on Insta in class and her friend almost pieced together that I like her

GAUUGHH LEAVE YOUR HUSBAND I COULD TREAT YOU SO MUCH BETTER

How it feels admitting I'm attracted to Jinbe

if i joined the strawhats i would secretly hope that robin would start preying on me sexually

Ignoring all the valid criticism of something I like to enjoy it better

Re-read some Luffy smut and now I can't not find his live action counterpart attractive

dream blunt rotation but i'm the blunt

My period was supposed to end YESTERDAY why am I STILL LEAKING FRESH BRIGHT RED BLOOD

When my teacher asked if I had a gf (he asked if it was a gf OR bf last time) and offered to set me up with another queer girl in my class after finding out i didn't

Lowkey if I was in one of those soulmate tattoo au things id get my shit tattooed over like im not tryna stay w some rando for the rest of my life 😭

No Miss Valentine/Reader yuri on ao3

Jesus fuck his DD cups are suffocating in there

Boy why you so figglebottom

un..... sweetened.......

trump: where am i??? fat alastor: j-just.. *PAAAAAAAAAAARP* just come into my arms lil fella...

Should I draw yumeship dry hump...