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Okay i have seen Kristen spin things before.. & dramatize statements... but if that is in fact what her therapist said to a 3 month postpartum woman about Sex with her partner... she should fire that therapist #TheValley

@chukaobi @kleen_Tones The part of the story was set in hell... Context matters, thats why you were advised to watch the whole thing.

@kleen_Tones “It’s a musical” but God no get him own music na to carry Beyoncé music enter church. Na your type dey defend “GwoGwoGwoNgwo” “Gbese!” and “Able God” as part of church concert untop “issa musica”.

“To whom should I speak? Whom should I warn? Who will listen to me? Their ears are dull, they can’t pay attention. For them the word of Adonai has become unattractive, an object of scorn. (That’s why they need to rely heavily on entertainment)* They should be ashamed of their detestable deeds, but they are not ashamed at all; they don’t know how to blush. Therefore when others fall, they too will fall; when I punish them, they will stumble,” says Adonai.” Yirmeyahu (Jer) 6:10, 15 CJB *(Words in italics are mine)

On the one hand like I don’t know any friends family members death date but this is reality TV Kyle should have a reminder on his phone… also “I was doing laundry” is crazy to say as an excuse on camera #Summerhouse

Lindsay is Soo funny … #Summerhouse

Also #Summerhouse heads I know “best friend” is thrown around on this show like wine at The Hamptons but what happened to Lauren and Lindsay.??? Lindsay doesn’t even follow her on IG

I’m sorry if Carl says “More life” one more time during this rematch I’m going to throw my laptop away 😂 #Summerhouse

Also Season 2 Carl is weird… a man whore who quotes Drake 😂#Summerhouse

Rewatching S2 of #Summerhouse as I’m bored I see it now when Kyle’s like Amanda used to be fun…as someone who started watching like season 7ish I got whiplash from Amanda basically waking him up Sunday morning with Sex… cut to S10, episode ago she won’t even shower with him

and she has an app for this... our poor founder and CEO

The response to a black woman doing this would be so different ... so .... No

Danielle said I’m coming back into the mix and Bravoland even if I have to be with a guy that hasn’t left his wife yet.. is so on brand for her 😂 #Inthecity #Summerhouse they did her dirty putting her in the back of the promo picture though

And she wonders why the Bookos blocked her.. I understand not throwing sympathy behind the person who Charlie Kirk was but Danny’s post was anti gun violence and senseless murder I would hardly call it MAGA

Sometimes I forget who despises Kyle more us or Amanda lol 😂

I can barely take Schwartz road tripping through bravo shows and a lead cast membership landing on his lap, I will not forgive yall if Jesse’s singing career takes off 😂😂😂

I see a PR move… she bold though cause I know someone probably recommended she go outside but their apartment has a veranda I assume I’d take my fresh air there and get a treadmill

@welp1992 I didn’t mention Amanda, and by your definition Ciara would be a pick me as well… i have not once bashed Ciara in this convo either so you are wrong in calling me misogynoiristic as well if Lexi “stayed”, Ciara has stayed even longer Entertaining the mess that is Jesse

@vcu08 EXACTLY! And she STAYED! The final straw was Jesse going to the U.S. Open with Ciara. There was no convincing done. Lexi is a pick me, and you’re a misogynoiristic pick me with a weird inclination to infantilize yt women like Lexi and Amanda.

I’m younger than Lexi and I could’ve easily pieced that together. Any man that is that atrociously flirty with women who he claims are his “sisters” and friends is a blaring red flag. Y’all love to infantilize yt women and I’m not having it. #summerhouse

@welp1992 These things happened before the break up no? Also my whole thing is he for some reason is very good of convincing people of bullshit it’s very weird.. I don’t think that Ciara watches the seasons back cause if she did she wouldn’t be friends with Jesse

@vcu08 What’s a breakup when she stayed after he had his toes sucked, stayed after he said that he would’ve pursued Ciara if West didn’t get to the house first, and she bonded with him over hating Ciara even though it was clearly a guise to make her stop suspecting his crush on her.

@welp1992 Also she realized the red flag and broke up with him before the season ended.. I’m not hating on Ciara, I’m just saying people have dog pilled on Lexi enough it’s been two years focus on the problem at hand

@vcu08 Jesse wasn’t convincing shit. She was 26… not 19.

@welp1992 What do you mean, Jesse stays pulling the wool over gals heads with his frat behaviour, he convinced Lexi that the flirty behaviour was more Ciara’s doing, he convinced Ciara him wanting to make out with her was a “joke” not him wanting the Ciara experience