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A married DePIN cofounder had a secret cross-chain fling with a woman from another blockchain.
When she pinged him saying she was about to deploy something “life-altering,” he panicked. He begged her to keep it quiet. He sent her a stack of Solana to relocate back to her home shard and promised 18 years of validator support.
“When the deployment goes live,” he said,
“just send a tiny transaction that says ‘Just activated my Ashlar’ so my wife won’t catch on.”
Nine months later, his wife is reviewing the household wallet.
“Honey… you got a very strange transaction.”
He opens the wallet… reads it… and collapses onto the node rack.
The message read:
Just activated my Ashlar.
Just activated my Ashlar.
Just activated my Ashlar.
Five total activations, the household limit, three with monoliths, two with holes.
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