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@vecterpls

Soy el de la foto.

Katılım Mayıs 2012
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"You know what kind of plan never fails? No plan. No plan at all. You know why? Because life cannot be planned."
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Scrandle perfecto 💯
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How did Real Madrid beat this City superteam 5-1???
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No había manera de que el Madrid le ganara al City con cierto delantero francés sano y jugando, de la misma manera me preguntaré siempre cómo se habría visto la eliminatoria del Bayern si no hubiera salido el Madrid con una mano y un pie atados.
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El Madrid en el verano fue por Mastantuono que es discapacitado en vez de Cherki, no te lo perderonaré nunca Floren.
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Jon Mackenzie@Jon_Mackenzie·
If you didn't know, we're doing a live stream of the @TifoFootball_ podcast on the whistle of the Chelsea-City game. Come find us over on YouTube when the game's finished.
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Escucho el desmadre de unos vecinos nacos que tienen una banda en su patio y se quieren asegurar de que absolutamente todo el vecindario sepa que tienen fiesta, me caga vivir cerca de animales.
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HowlingMutant@Howlingmutant0·
An edgy joke I heard as a kid that really had an impact on me was “A child molester was walking with a kid through the woods on a dark night to his remote cabin when the boy began to cry, and the child molester said “Kid, you’re scared? I gotta walk back through this alone!”
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@dyingscribe Humiliation kink? Some deep eyes wide shut society style rule?
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levy@1929stockcrash·
argued with boys last night bc they were saying ryan gosling is hotter than Andy samberg . Uhhh not in my America . Male views of attractiveness need an overhaul
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Criminalsimpsons@Criminalsimpson·
HEY, BUDDY, YOU GOTTA SLOW YOUR CAR DOWN AND LET ME IN BECAUSE I'M A BIG, FAT GUY AND I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE! BECAUSE THERE'S GOING TO BE SOME POISON GAS I MEAN IT'S GONNA BE REALLY POISONOUS! EVERYBODY'S GOING TO BE DEAD, ESPECIALLY ME!
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No fui a ver Project Hail Mary a tiempo y ahora todas las funciones que quedan son dobladas.
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NASA@NASA·
Welcome home Reid, Victor, Christina, and Jeremy! 🫶 The Artemis II astronauts have splashed down at 8:07pm ET (0007 UTC April 11), bringing their historic 10-day mission around the Moon to an end.
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Hater Central@TheHateCentral·
Kylian Mbappe vs Real Madrid Did the Thinkable. 💎
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Albert Ortega@AlbertOrtegaES1·
Kylian Mbappé ha disparado 24 veces en los últimos partidos del Real Madrid. Ha marcado 1 gol. Tremendo.
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Get this dictator out of my club
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