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@vedantjn

I write jokes (that I find funny)

मिथ्या Katılım Mart 2019
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Hierarchy steals Independence, kills Creativity
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TCS pehle bench p baithne k 3 lakh deti thi, ab bench se uthne k lie 3 lakh deti hai
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Ekdin ek transgender prostitute ne mujhse metro station k samne pucha, sir service, pehle mujhe boner aya, fir hosh
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Mummy hmesha sahi hoti hain, bachpan me mere hath me til tha, mummy ne btaya jinke hath me til hota hai, wo boht paisa kamate hain, maine padhai Krna chhod dia, jaise hi 12th khtm hua, ek train accident me Mera til wala hath kat gya, ab ketto donations me boht paisa ara hai
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Agar Jallianwala bagh Rajasthan me hota to sab bina General Dyre k kue me kood jate
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Judiciary is a joke in our country, high court is named so for a reason. With the kind of laws getting passed, Supreme court should be renamed as Supreme high court
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Meri gf ko uska surprise gift bhi uski pasand ka chaie rhta hai, surprise gift
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My ex gf was a keeper . . . In Indore mahila cricket academy. Balls pakadkr gilliyan uda deti thi
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Aarakshan ki badhti maang ko dekh India me endangered species bhi minority certificate mangne lge hai
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India me male kutta apni gf k love bite dene pr rabies ka injection lagata hai . . . aur boro plus bhi
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India me male kutta apni gf k love bite dene pr rabies ka injection lagata hai, . . . aur boro plus bhi
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Eklavya Physics me fail hogya tha kyuki wo right hand thumb rule nhi use kr pata tha
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Andhe logon se dusro ki success dekhi ni jati, wo shakal dekhkr pyaar nhi krte
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Ekdin ek murderer paan wale se supari lete hue pakda gaya tha. Police ko bolta sahb, ye vimal ki supari hai, panwadi ki biwi ka chakkar vimal se chalra tha.
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Mai ekdin apne bed ka nukeela kona ghisra tha, rezmaal se, use south dharavi k majdoor sandpaper bhi bulate hain.
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OYO used to be Alt Balaji irl. ₹800 me production quality video with virality guaranteed
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Red fort k colour ka sanrakshan vimal khane wale tourists krte hain, seedhiyan chadhkr vimal se nakkashi kr kr rhe hain
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Recently TCS laid of thousands of employees, and we got to know TCS was a retirement company... For Ratan TATA
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Call centre wale se zyaada Bangalore k auto walo ko call ate hain. Wo driving pr kam, call pr zyaada samay bitate hain
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