Vedant Lamba

This is our store in DEL

Found myself yelling at an LLM today. I'm a bit worried now.

@aayushaggrwal Vegetable and quinoa Pattie, not mock meat. Won’t slap.

@vedulamba instagram.com/chard.india?ig… Best in the business

Does ANYONE in India make like a mind blowingly indulgent like mock meat vegan BURGER?? That tastes like a BURGER. Us vegetarian folk haven’t really experienced a burger the way non vegetarians do. A few burgers in Europe tingled my insides. Made me feel things. Anywhere in India that experience exists?

@swstica LA Central in Barcelona Milwaukee Burger in Madrid JUNK burger in London my lord 🤤 Minnnd boggling burgers.

@vedulamba please share where i can find them in eu. burgers are so sad most of the time.

@aadijaintleman Vegan

@vedulamba wait what you are a vegetarian? why did that surprise me even idk

The gang threw me a little surprise party with a game show and everyone wearing tee shirts with my name on em. Too cute. And the photo came through looking so fly.

A man in xyz literally solved world peace using AI. Overnight - the United Nations was out of a job. A woman in abc literally saved her daughter from a terminal illness when doctors said she only had days left to live using AI. Doctors are soon going to be irrelevant. A child in efg literally got a PHD using AI and is doing ground breaking cancer research at just 8 years old. Colleges will soon irrelevant. A dog in rst literally taught himself how to speak using AI, dog training was a 6 billion dollar industry that will soon be worth a $20 chatGPT subscription. A plant in opq literally built a WHOLE billion dollar business with a single prompt. Didn’t ask it for advice. Just let it build for him. This used to take years. AI is going to change the world!

Marketing genius 😍

This is also in fact hilarious

Officially at the age where marriage pressure begins

This is hilarious

Okay I underestimated HOW good @WisprFlow is... Jesus...

In the Apple studio subscription

🚨fresh ADHD hack 🔥 Leaving the house without my contact lenses on. Can’t see shit so can’t get distracted. Won’t be able to say hi to anyone unless I recognise ur shape. 🙏🏼

In the west : “oh I have some errands to run and a Visa Application form to fill today” India :

1st principles operational POV in life is so simple. Things that GENUINELY are good for you, FEEL good and LOOK good on you. Eating the right amount of food for your body will actually feel incredible and look incredible on you. Moving the right amount, sleeping the right amount, FEELS good AND looks good. It was so damn simple from the get go. Human beings ruined everything.

I love Seth Rogan so much

@harishdotgif Yes.

@vedulamba should I go ahead and place an order mnst pe? Saare issues sorted ab?

Dubai has some rlly cool wellness experiences

Who plays good padel in Dubai? Hmu