veerappan

No, they never caught me. The jungle is *huge*.

I always cry at the end of Sholay when Gabbar Singh dies.

Hey @ceetee, that picture is fake. Amma's minions know how to Photoshop.

too bad they don't have an eating-bbq'ed-iguana competition at this year's olympics, eh dr. rajkumar?

anyone have aishwarya rai or padma lakshmi's mobile numbers?

hey blaaze, if my name was 'Lakshminarasimha Vijaya Rajagopala Seshadri Sharma Rajesh Raman', i would have shortened it too.

hey steven kapur, you come to Sathyamangalam for just *one* concert and i will give you a village! w'man in a sari men in pah-jah-mah! AP!

one crore for a government pardon now?? makhi choos!

you can win a gold medal for shooting? can my dhost and i keep the uniforms if we enter the next olympics?

sometimes at night in my hut in the jungle, i'm thinking Amma isn't that bad looking. might be time for a vacation.

maaf!

$300,000 for malika JR?? i will sell you a village of women for half that amount!

JEE topper? i'm a JEE bopper!

oh shahrukh, you were so funny! flapping your arms and shouting "I'm the Raj of Bollywood!" Oh-hahahah....