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If I hate it: the badrooms If I love it: we’re so backrooms

if someone ran a marathon and someone else drove 26 miles i wouldnt congratulate the driver just because he ended up at the destination

i used "ontologically" correctly but the supermarket cashier wasn't impressed

my poetic yearner ass friend just texted me "the radiance of your soul warms mine" because i offered to buy them snacks

@kaycreigh @Elestrals

Yoshi and the Mysterious Book EARLY!? PLUS! My @Elestrals Sunstrike creator box arrived so let's open it! Twitch.tv/kaycreigh

Saw the sun today

I've got a scary math joke but i'm 2² to say it

@Kennwaa @YOURESODEAD i assumed sb stood for spongebob and i was like “omg right from the source”

@YOURESODEAD sb on here said bob specifically got his license cause it isnt walkable. this is top 5 best question on twitter ever so many variables

overly walkable. spongebob don't got a license and somehow be everywhere

Take me down to unremarkable city Where the grass is there And the girls exist

ambitious thespian obama Let me be lear

idk about yall but I’m so relieved that the robots are here to write fiction so us humans have plenty of time freed up to toil in the warehouses

DiGiorno got a lot of nerve acting like somebody would mistake that for some delivery lol

Well, everything is an unrelenting hopeless nightmare that makes me want to die, but at least I have movies

Cronenberg movies are like what if you turned into a sex monster and died… in TORONTO

it never occurred to me to wonder what straight john waters would look like. maybe that's on me

Hugh Grant in Paddington 2:

This reads like a 200 point jeopardy question

yes i'm a patron of the arts i go to da movies

critics are raving - “it’s technically a movie”

how many zombies would rob zombie rob if rob zombie could rob zombies

“goodbye cruel world” i say as i press the button that makes everyone nice