ᴛʜᴇ ғᴀᴛᴍᴀxxᴇʀ ™ || Larry of EDTWT

I kind of forgot about my last pin of shame so I’m redoing it — Also keeping my intro quoted ^^ — Unpinning at bmi 20s (55-58kg)

me trying to read a fic when it’s just a giant block of text

New oomf is… as sweet as pumpkin pie?

@Awseeen It really does get to a point

@vegemitemaster i actually cant stand him because he literally just posts random bullshit situation hoping it’ll reach like 2 people, and it’s always that same “they’re both looking for the gun” song ... enough is enough 💀😭

Then??? Don’t post it?? 😭

@roseykis In the movie he looks so cute like baby alien pibble

@vegemitemaster hes lwk thinspo

How I be posted up bodychecking in the mirror

@amelieats This works for Dubai chocolate as well

@vegemitemaster it’s green so it’s healthy so it’s zero calories !!!

YO HOW MANY CALORIES IN THIS NO BAKE CHEESE CAKE 😢😢

“who even wears the same pajamas for over a week”

Wait. || 15.4.26 — Ignore the lack of steps, horrid amount of carbs and the fact that I ate more than I said I would 🥺 I’m not surviving my friend’s house tomorrow SHE HAS NUTELLA. I have no self control 😥 (6767)

Wait but don’t follow me if you’re a shotacon #weirdo

Hit xeet follow me if you like watching people (me) complain about their weight and do nothing about it

I can’t escape the scales

@adventurecals BAHHA like they’re def NOT checking that caption 😭

@vegemitemaster imagine loving parents seeing you post ts im crine

@carleobealeo67 LEOPAPA SAVE MEI HAVE THE WORST STOMACH CRAMP EVER IM GONSN ATHROW UP

i ate protein pizza for lunch

@aloha_coconutt What the fuck does that mean Kobe Bryant

@vegemitemaster Turn that smile upside down

@carleobealeo67 IT HAS ME SO PRESSED I JST BEAT IT

@vegemitemaster no papa

Clumpy the mutant monkey is making me consider relapsing

I think I just burned 100 calories playing this game bruh

isthis a hit tweet #popular

@carleobealeo67 Premixing Vegemite and cheese will send you to hell

@vegemitemaster I KNOWWW like it doesn’t seem that bad but like ALREADY mixed and in a jar is rank

do i eat lunch or do i just omad dinner like… sushi and maybe popcorn later

@carleobealeo67 Who has CREAM CHEESE with Vegemite wtfff

@vegemitemaster it looks worse irl aswell

@carleobealeo67 Packaged dogshit:

@carleobealeo67 WAIT NO WHAT SHOWME

@vegemitemaster like it’s not the same premixed…