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@Demilogic I hope lava! Actually, it's a stretch, but quicksand would be interesting.

@catmommym I'm actually living in Salina right now but will be moving to Lawrence in the next several months. Are you here in town?

@catmommym Hey! Doing great! How about u? I was indeed at Dillons but it was a Legends of the Hidden Temple run so I was out of there quick.

@dejacoupe @tyrannosrex we do what we do cause we gots to

My lack of interest in politics would change if I had more "Engrish" speaking friends who say, "the next big election" a lot.

@ameliamango a-thank you, and congratulations to you on the delicious last name

So I'll have to go outside Sunday just to be disappointed? I think I'll just wait to hear it from my Monday morning loan collection calls.

@nanoblossom in my defense, I recommended her to Arnold based purely on her amazing Yelp reviews

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According to my TI-83 Plus, I have 3²x11 problems but a bitch is not 1.

Well, Portal 2 and I are both successfully beat. Good night morning.

Dear California Pizza Kitchen, please change "remove easy open clear plastic wrap" to "remove wrap and send half of pizza toppings skyward"

I intended to sleep tonight, but earlier I thought it would be wise to use my Reward Zone points before I moved...on Portal 2. Nuff' said.

The amount of snot that just came out of my nose was legendary.

Sick, tired, lonely. That is all.

I somehow forgot that q-tips have two sides, now I feel wasteful.

3 Men and a Stillborn #funeralmovies

RT @RollingKansas @waynecoyne's Skull-Gina twitpic.com/4iez55 twitpic.com/4iez5f http://t.co/HaU2E1 HAHA genius #skullfucking

Karma - if i dont see the horrible car accident, or the terminal illness diagnosis, or have the tape of your wife cheating, does it count?

He pressed the plunger on the syringe all the way down. No one will know the sacrifices he made to save them all. #microstory