shadreck vengesai

Voting for Mugabe in the next election is like hooking up with the last single girl in the club at 4am

@CourageZw with or without those tickets, tinenge tirimo

I am now presently intellectually taller than I was at this time last year

Makiwa anenge anoisa tsvigiri/vuchi mumuto

Yet another comrade lost :( RIP Cde Mbisva

Tilburg sucks sewer pipe

More Chelsea managers have been sacked under Roman Abramovich than goals scored by Fernando Torres. #RDM

PROF..TO WHAT END?"@DailyNewsZim: Welshman Ncube fires more MPs, dailynews.co.zw/article/News/e…"

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Chris Rock will tell u u cant beat a Kenyan in a race#elections

"RVP didn't give us eight years, it was eight years of us nurturing his injuries, after that he jumped ship, Why should we be nice?" kfresh

Arsenal are chasing the signature of Tiago, Messi's son, a few hours after he was born

Going through a vigorous process of enlightenment

Having a very productive day, enlightening myself

European Court of Human Rights serves no purpose apart from teaching grandmothers to suck eggs, academic heavyweight Lord Hoffmann.