Harley

in the icu, they did everything to get me to cough up all the phlegm: aggressively patting my back, wrapping a vibrating vest around my chest, and even sticking a tube down my throat and into my windpipe to suction the mucus. you know what actually worked? smoking cannabis

There need to be more YouTube reaction videos, but instead of people listening to a song for the first time, they're reading a physics paper.