Blam

oh, you’re sad? here’s a pill that ensures you won’t be able to cum

oh you're playing music at the beach?? you think your taste in music is superior to poseidon's 24/7 ambient mixtape???

the dystopia hitting different this week

@TheHoneyMa 💜💜💜

Nicotine cucks deserve to suffer

im so tiny and small tweeting is so exhausting.. i have to run and scamper all over my keyboard and jump on all the buttons to send them..

introverted but willing to discuss drum n bass

@whiskeyperson What

why don’t you read a book that was written centuries ago and contemplate the fact you feel the same emotions as someone else did generations ago and maybe you’ll calm down

house/dance music is always popular when the recession is BIG and NASTY

What do you mean my music taste is inaccessible? Simply access it 😌

he’s a 10 but he’s an ig meme page admim

instagram be like 'this account is so badass. we should delete it immediately '

Andy from Toy Story is now 37 years old and makes six figures designing park benches that electrocute the homeless.

need me a big titty goth quirked up shawty into sopranos and shitposting to whisper sexy death threats into my ears

a weighted blanket is not enough i need to be steamrolled by an 18 wheeler

@verycoolhowie @Criterion ?

@Criterion Exotica is so stiff, stuffy, and sucky.

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