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best weekend of my life actually like nothing else will ever compare again

accidentally ratio'd kayla by quote tweeting her from my dan and phil fan account. my bad

@nonstopfrog phil lester speech bubble

love ragebaiting my husband with my whimsical nature

@aanaberri no sorry

@verynormalgf are u trading any..

y'know I think I finally understand why people are the way they are about hockey cards

how did phantwt find this is is my regular account this post was for my locals

@nonstopfrog oh man I'm so sorry kayla

gonna make an official post that she deserves but wanted to report the news that my 16 year old kitty Lacey is being put down tonight after battling kidney disease and my heart hurts so much

Leg 2 ✅ @TheAcademyIs

like the fact that they addressed it to me but with kayla's maiden name. that's my wife fr

I got one of the personalized signed polaroids cobra starship were sending out with merch orders and they were kind enough to make sure it was addressed to me even though I ship all my merch to Kayla in the US to save on the shipping fees but this is so funny

gabe saporta just remarried me and kayla

Cool Hoodie

@WRSTGRLINAMRICA ok bet next time I actually bother to make myself serve a look I'll do this for you

@WRSTGRLINAMRICA we love a diy diva!!!

haven't seen any news about forest fires yet this year and the air quality is at 3 so I have to assume it's a fire thankfully. but I'm sure it won't be long. yippee

that time of year where I get to play "is someone having a fire nearby or is the smoky smell coming in through my open window from forest fires?" again

@WRSTGRLINAMRICA it's wild that ppl don't realize right off the bat this kind of thing is a label or management decision 99% of the time and the artist typically doesn't even know about it. sorry ppl r yelling at u queen

another mother's day where my cats didn't get me SHIT

@nonstopfrog this is so funny to me considering the ones I put on for the show are still holding strong and they're the kiss impress nail glue ones

i tried out the kiss glue on fake nails and bro these things pop off so easily it’s so annoying and i bought the peel and stick no glue ones and they stay on 4 weeks no issues 🤨

can't stop thinking about the spicy mango margarita I had at this hot sauce store with a bar in it in vancouver

I have a spicy cocktail addiction