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Grok why does it keep happening

White people be like I found a lady on Reddit 2 hours away who will take the squirrel

Oneida by Tyler Childers might be one of the greatest songs ever written

@fuchsiaruling This made me laugh so hard I farted

June Egbert teases trans feminine announcement: "i'm finna announce something transfem soon y'all"

not spiderman in his Womens Transgender Tomboy Pullover Design Half Tank Chest Binder

@testosterezi terezi pyrope tweet

Foreplay can last weeks, even months if you play your cards right…

Used syringe fell out of my bag at the gym

Divaaaaa

Being 16 in fandom spaces online: jeez, my mutuals are all grown adults! I hope they don’t think I’m a baby! Being 18+ in fandom spaces just trying to make mutuals:

ppl get Mad at everything I say This is a joke I don’t actually care how you draw this homestuck character

If you draw dirk strider without self harm scars & capped delts Im just gonna assume youre a terrorist

knick knack patty whack give a dog a bone

@LUV_FRESHY I would eat these in a bowl like cereal

look who's been delivered to my HUMBLE RESIDENCEEEE

How it feels

@victoryshowers I call everyone girl I like it

what mutuals can i call girl i call all my friends it with gender neutral intent but i know people don’t like it

[cuts open your stomach] *climbing over top of the newly carved orifice* you: * screaming * me: look man im just trying to lay my egg

when i catch my daughter shipping pepsicola on the dinner table as if my davekat bangerfarming didn't pay for her meal

Tap in bro we are eating grape