Brian Ziff

@Grimezsz Hell yeah.

ARTIFICIAL ANGELS out now

@Grimezsz As much as I enjoy a cheeky bit of discourse, I would derive much ~more~ enjoyment from kicking this guy’s teeth in. Maybe he can design an AI that makes that 10% easier for me.

Update: 2024 was not my year.

@Grimezsz “No grimes token, no meme coins” is the new “no gods, no masters.”

No grimes token. No meme coins. They r scammers. Don't fall for it plz.

@Grimezsz Have you tried allowing the gnawing vacuousness that festers at the pit of our collective being—a perfect microcosm of the vast and uncaring universe that unceremoniously belched us unwittingly forth into consciousness—to serve as a vape deterrent?

It is so monumentally embarrassing that I am finally getting into Christianity because it's the only way I can quit vaping. I am more of a general deist/ feel like god is physics/ math / sees itself thru our eyes kinda vibe in terms of what I "actually think" (the universe is also probably dead and empty except yeh idk prob not ngl) but there really is something in here that at least speaks to me and what is strange is I never truly needed it until I had to stop myself from doing something destructive. I don't usually have a drive that overrides my central nervous system that wants to do smthn as destructive as vaping (so so soooo lame) This has rly been sending me into a philosophical tailspin tho cuz I have never ever ever had my mind even remotely accessible to religion like I distinctly was extremely doubtful abt it in like grade 1 before I could even be introduced to the concept of doubting it But I am realizing art in and of itself is possibly what god is. The story you tell yourself is very powerful

@Grimezsz All the world’s a stage, innit bruv.

The local bards

@Grimezsz I’m rebranding as one of those sexy horse head type pieces. I don’t know chess, but those dudes absolutely fuck.

The pawns have been cannon fodder on front lines of the chess board for too long. It's high time for a rebrand

@Grimezsz If he can’t handle you at your St. Francis of Assisi, he doesn’t deserve you at your St. Hildegard of Bingen

If I'm ever single again I'm gna finally get this incredible haircut

@Grimezsz There’s a better one. I can text you a link

Am I insane or is photoshop randomly the best upscaling tool? Completely preserves the vibe 100% - did I miss smthn?

Been waiting to hear back from this person since 2010. Maybe 2024 is my year?

@Grimezsz It’s definitely not an outtake—I just haven’t gotten to it yet, haha 💫

Underrated outtake (📷 by Brian Ziff)

the answer is always yes.

I have a Twitter. I didn't know either. twitter.com/McKennaHellam/…

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STAHP. I have a Twitter?

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