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@vestigatum

the⠀ 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑠𝑡?⠀ the⠀ 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑙𝑑'𝑠⠀ worst?

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ᵕ̈@vestigatum·30 May

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ᵕ̈@vestigatum

⠀ got⠀ a⠀ 𝑐𝑜𝑜𝑙⠀ ad,⠀ though.

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ᵕ̈@vestigatum·1d

@REAPlNGS ... Should I unzip then, or.

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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍*̲ ︵ ‍𓃦 .ᐟ ‍@REAPlNGS·1d

@vestigatum ⠀ see .ᐣ it's not the worst that could happen. ♡ ⠀

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ᵕ̈@vestigatum·1d

WOAH

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍*̲ ︵ ‍𓃦 .ᐟ ‍@REAPlNGS

⠀ ﹙ unzipping ⸝ ﹚ ⠀

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ᵕ̈@vestigatum·1d

// holland for the love of god just fuck the guy

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ᵕ̈@vestigatum·1d

@REAPlNGS I guess it's not gay if I'm thinking of a chick.

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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍*̲ ︵ ‍𓃦 .ᐟ ‍@REAPlNGS·1d

@vestigatum ⠀ i know i do. ⠀

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ᵕ̈@vestigatum·1d

@REAPlNGS You make a good point...

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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍*̲ ︵ ‍𓃦 .ᐟ ‍@REAPlNGS·1d

@vestigatum ⠀ you can imagine a beautiful lady when the room is dim ⸝ can't you .ᐣ ⠀

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ᵕ̈@vestigatum·1d

@REAPlNGS Does... that make it not gay?

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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍*̲ ︵ ‍𓃦 .ᐟ ‍@REAPlNGS·1d

@vestigatum ⠀ we can keep the lights off ⸝ sweet thing. ⠀

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ᵕ̈@vestigatum·1d

@REAPlNGS 'Cause I'm not gay.

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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍*̲ ︵ ‍𓃦 .ᐟ ‍@REAPlNGS·1d

@vestigatum ⠀ & why is that .ᐣ ⠀

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ᵕ̈@vestigatum·1d

@REAPlNGS Oh. That. Mhm. Makes sense. We can't have sex, though.

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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍*̲ ︵ ‍𓃦 .ᐟ ‍@REAPlNGS·1d

@vestigatum ⠀ next would be to unzip your pants as well. ⠀

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ᵕ̈@vestigatum·1d

// holland you are so girlfailure to me

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ᵕ̈@vestigatum·1d

@REAPlNGS Well, I just wondered — what would you, uh, do next, y'know? To prove it.

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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍*̲ ︵ ‍𓃦 .ᐟ ‍@REAPlNGS·1d

@vestigatum ⠀ hm .ᐣ ⠀

ᵕ̈@vestigatum·1d

I don't have a tell. I'm great at poker.

₊˚⊹ ミ★ 𝘋𝘙. 𝑪𝑨𝑷𝑻𝑨𝑰𝑵 .ᐟ.ᐟ@STELLARIISMS

You’ve never lied! Cause I know your tell even lookin at you.

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ᵕ̈@vestigatum·1d

?? Then which one.

₊˚⊹ ミ★ 𝘋𝘙. 𝑪𝑨𝑷𝑻𝑨𝑰𝑵 .ᐟ.ᐟ@STELLARIISMS

…..no 😔

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ᵕ̈@vestigatum·1d

@REAPlNGS No wait,

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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍*̲ ︵ ‍𓃦 .ᐟ ‍@REAPlNGS·1d

@vestigatum ⠀ fine. suit yourself. ❲ zipping back up. ❳ ⠀

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ᵕ̈@vestigatum·1d

Is it the sex one

₊˚⊹ ミ★ 𝘋𝘙. 𝑪𝑨𝑷𝑻𝑨𝑰𝑵 .ᐟ.ᐟ@STELLARIISMS

I’ll let you figure that out

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ᵕ̈@vestigatum·1d

Which one.

₊˚⊹ ミ★ 𝘋𝘙. 𝑪𝑨𝑷𝑻𝑨𝑰𝑵 .ᐟ.ᐟ@STELLARIISMS

…I can prove at least ONE of those things

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ᵕ̈@vestigatum·1d

@REAPlNGS Well — I just — didn't really think this far ahead —

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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍*̲ ︵ ‍𓃦 .ᐟ ‍@REAPlNGS·1d

@vestigatum ⠀ i thought you wished to see. ⠀

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ᵕ̈@vestigatum·1d

You can't prove that

₊˚⊹ ミ★ 𝘋𝘙. 𝑪𝑨𝑷𝑻𝑨𝑰𝑵 .ᐟ.ᐟ@STELLARIISMS

I think that’s a lie in and of itself

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ᵕ̈@vestigatum·1d

Proof??

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍*̲ ︵ ‍𓃦 .ᐟ ‍@REAPlNGS

⠀ i've evidence suggesting otherwise. ⠀

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ᵕ̈@vestigatum·1d

I have never told a lie.

₊˚⊹ ミ★ 𝘋𝘙. 𝑪𝑨𝑷𝑻𝑨𝑰𝑵 .ᐟ.ᐟ@STELLARIISMS

A little light afternoon lying, ok. Yep, great sure

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