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dudes dress up nicer for golf than they do for dates

The media tells us our nation is divided but they remodeled the Target in my town and everyone hates it together.

kinda rude that i'm not in new york walking around with a hot coffee and a big puffer jacket

me walking into my home with packages after telling my mom i was broke

Been together since 4pm, no problems. I go to the bathroom ONCE 45 seconds in, and I have to rush out to this:

Just saw a woman in the Costco food court eating her slice of pizza from crust first. Not the way I wanted to start my day 🤮

Me: *grabs snack* My dog:

Someone said he looks like Stanley off The Office and I cannot I repeat I CANNOT stop laughing

“WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO MISS THAT!?”#Area51storm

imagine if the whale just randomly felt like lifting it’s tail here