Andy Ruther

I have a new podcast. Please support it so I can feed my daughter. Available on all platforms below: ⬇️⬇️⬇️ linktr.ee/andyruther

I don’t think Tiger Woods has ever experienced the joy of being blacked out playing DJ in the passenger seat while a paid driver pulls into Taco Bell at 3 AM.

My 3 yr old daughter asked her daycare teacher to send a pic of her poop to daddy because I’d be proud. Looks like she’s ready to be added on my college buddy group chat.

@THESportFanRyan 100% 😂

@AndyRuther Gotta assume your "guy" is too lol.

Some dude at my local Kroger just bought two 24 oz Coors Light cans with a 6 pack of mini FireBall bottles. That’s a bold 2PM Tuesday afternoon purchase.

@THESportFanRyan That’s just an alcoholic

@AndyRuther My neighbor's old boyfriend/husband would buy either a 12 pack or 2 24s of High Noon every morning and afternoon. I saw him a few times and asked the cashier if he was in every morning and he said "morning and afternoon and he always buys a 12er or 2 tall boys."

@AndyRuther Your boys!

One team with legitimate title hopes having an excellent day: the Cincinnati Bengals.

@BraWard4133 @TheDirtySports So bad lol. Appreciate the support all these years! 🙏

@AndyRuther The audio in the first podcast (special, subscribe on SubStack) was awful man! I’ve been listening to you guys since almost day one. How far the @TheDirtySports has come!

@HAWKSFN They’re like the mob 😂

@AndyRuther They got me too at the grocery store today.

Just put my entire family in crippling debt from buying 5 boxes of Girl Scout Cookies.

@santacolomba3 Thanks now I can sleep well tonight.

@AndyRuther Now that’s a relatively funnier tweet

Agreed. Hate to put the fam in financial ruin simply because we enjoy Thin Mints.

@FixYourLife @TheDirtySports And I’ll do it again next Monday. Turn down for never!

@dizfreak79 😂😂😂

@AndyRuther My entire house and kitchen is the same! Don’t even get me started on sneakers, hoodies, and blankets now! Some type of weird home nesting bird thing…

Moms are addicted to buying kids cups

A Kentucky man reportedly covered in fur was taken into custody after he was allegedly caught having sex with a dead deer on the side of the road.

@_AndrewBoggs @theaceofspaeder @TheDirtySports

@theaceofspaeder @TheDirtySports @AndyRuther Let’s go

Michael Jordan could return to the NBA today, go scoreless for 128 consecutive games, and would still average more points-per-game than LeBron James.