Vikram Kedlaya

@KP24 You were better than ben stokes. So he should be the one giving up his spot.

I'll happily give up my spot to Lara and Warnie, who were both better than me.

@rajatahir27 Looking at this tweet, you’d think Tahir is a legendary former cricketer with countless records and now an elite cricket analyst. In reality, he’s just an irrelevant troll.

If you read this tweet without looking at the IPL table, you’d think LSG just qualified for the playoffs. And if you read it without looking at the scorecard, you’d think Arjun just bowled a double-maiden hat-trick to save the franchise. Reality: LSG finished dead last at the bottom of the table, and the boy bowled a 1/36 spell.😭💀

@botomlessocean Munich to Memmingen 😂😂

европа это: билеты на самолет в другую страну: 22€ билет на автобус из твоего города в аэропорт: 16,5€

@nikitabier Anything that doesn't explode

Next week I’m headed to Tokyo to meet with the X Japan team. What is the most American thing I can bring them?

@the_marcoliboy The fact that Bellingham is on the team side is a good enough reason for them to lose.

Who wins in a 5 a side match?

@InteBNLdItalia @christophclarey @atptour Can someone call an ambulance for Pavvy?

Most consecutive wins at Masters 1000 level: 32— Jannik Sinner 31— Novak Djokovic #IBI26 | @atptour

Lionel Messi, the GOAT!

@sama Yes that's the same reason I sometimes use chatgpt.

i get some anxiety not using the smartest-available model/settings. but sometimes i dont mind if it's really slow. i wonder if we should focus more on a price/speed tradeoff relative to a price/intelligence tradeoff.

@eustace_on7 Iga can be more entertaining to watch against Sinner than anyone left in the ATP draw!

I know Sinner is probably going to win this tournament regardless, but among the players left, who can actually give us a final against him that’s truly worth watching?

@BSAT_Properties In Germany, certificates are issued if the train is delayed by a few days. Otherwise it's normal!

I was on a train in Tokyo. We stopped between stations. Announcement in Japanese, then in English: "We apologize for the delay. We will resume shortly." The delay was maybe 3 minutes. Not a big deal. When the train started moving again, another announcement: "We sincerely apologize for the delay. We were stopped for 3 minutes and 20 seconds. This is unacceptable. Thank you for your patience." Three minutes and twenty seconds. They measured it exactly. And called it unacceptable. When I got off at my stop, there were station staff on the platform bowing and handing out delay certificates. I took one out of curiosity. It was an official document stating that the train had been delayed by 3 minutes and 20 seconds, signed and stamped. The staff member said in English "for your employer. So they know the delay was not your fault." I said I'm a tourist, I don't need it. He looked confused. "But the delay affected you. You deserve an apology." Three minutes. They were treating a three-minute delay like a major incident. Later I mentioned this to a Japanese friend. They said "oh yes, delay certificates are normal. Trains are supposed to be exactly on time. If they are late, they must apologize." I said three minutes isn't late, it's nothing. My friend said "in Japan, three minutes is late. On time means on time. Not approximately on time." They said the train company probably investigated why there was a 3-minute delay. "They will find the cause and fix it so it doesn't happen again." I kept the certificate. It's framed in my apartment now. A reminder that somewhere in the world, people care about three minutes. © 6IX.

@josemorgado Jose - it sounds like your lord is Paul!

My lord Paul lost 9 consecutive games from 6-3, 3-1 up… 4-0 in the decider Darderi on his way to R16 Paul defends semis, about to drop a lot in the ranks…

@sama @rezoundous He literally said he can't explain it 🤦🤦🤦

@rezoundous curious, could you try to explain it?

Can't explain it, but I trust GPT-5.5 more than Opus 4.7 right now.

@josemorgado He was at MET? Did he dress well?

Zverev went to the met 35 times today. Won 27 points. In two sets.

@realmadrid This could have been a tweet!!

Comunicado Oficial

@IAmSteveHarvey Tomato 🍅

You can only eat one kind of fruit for the rest of your life. What is it?

@thefedexpresss Rafa + Roger in 2005!! 😶😶😶

Most match wins in a season: (since 2000) Federer: 92 (2006) Djokovic: 82 (2015) Nadal: 82 (2008) Federer: 81 (2005) Hewitt: 80 (2001) Nadal: 79 (2005) Murray: 78 (2016) Federer: 78 (2003) Djokovic: 78 (2009) Ferrer: 76 (2012)

@piersmorgan @Cristiano The most nonsensical quadruple ever and it still won't happen!

My *real* Quadruple is still on: Arsenal win the Premier League & Champions League.. @Cristiano wins the Saudi League.. Spurs get relegated.

@ESPNFC Why did they come to the ground with so many toilet paper rolls in the first place?

Atletico Madrid supporters rained toilet paper down on the pitch as the teams walked out 😲

@twin_abena Gesundheit

Bayern fans, What’s the German word for “Remontada”?

@piersmorgan If delusional had a face!

Not proper football. Way too aggressive. Leakier than sieves. Arteta’s Attritional Arsenal will grind down either of them.