Vicky Simmons

#fakenews twitter.com/vickysimmons/s…

Not drinking at the weekend is wild. I’m on my 10th bottle purchase of essential oil and I’m eyeing up aroma diffusers. Send help.

@DaniellePender I once took a photo of a guy who tried to mug me on the tube. He was getting off and made massively sexual gestures making out I wanted him but the photo caught him + he pleaded guilty. Rest of carriage ignored what happened but it really shook me up. BTP were great about it.

@DaniellePender This is horrific. Whenever I’ve been in uncomfortable / scary situations I try to draw attention to them as much as possible by shouting to embarrass them. Not always appropriate esp if on your own but I hate to let anyone think this behaviour is acceptable.

Unsubscribed from almost everything again with @Unrollme unroll.me/?utm_campaign=… thanks for the reminder @josephbruce

@warrenforster Pretty accurate.

“Who do you have to screw round here to get a cup of a tea and some biscuits?” Love Actually is so 2003 it’s cringe. Not in a good way.

I’m stuck in traffic on the Lea Bridge Road and can’t work out what sound is worse. The clip of the bus drivers nail clippers or Jason getting a third degree roasting from his girlfriend on the phone. Unsubscribe.

We're not big fans of Black Friday so we've shut down the rest of our site and made this card. All profits will be donated towards @theCALMzone - dedicated to preventing male suicide - the single biggest killer of men under 45 in the UK.

Is it time to watch ELF yet? Asking for a friend.

Black mirror. #blackmirror theguardian.com/environment/20…

Is the ex-Twitter employee who deleted Donald Trump’s profile going to be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize? I hope so. #hero

Today Mean Mail will be at D.I.Y Art Market part of @L_D_F at Epic Dalston N16 8BH 11am - 6pm… instagram.com/p/BZIgsROlqEL/

zetteler.co.uk/news/three-yea… Really enjoyed re-reading this post by @SabineZetteler. Needed reminding of a couple of these things today.

@AdsPayne @LibertyLondon Ahh thank you! x

Excited to announce that you can now buy meanmail in @libertylondon 💜🙂 Go and stock up!… instagram.com/p/BYa9rNQjpfe/

Just seen this and am dying (literally). #millennials #millennialskilled

I've held this in for long enough. Whoever art directed Sainsbury's campaign should be fired.

I just saw an adult male on a scooter vaping. 😳

Love this new short film by @MichelGondry #shotoniphone. Vive le cinéma français. 🇫🇷 apple.com/fr/detour