IamVictor💪

That post is funny on the surface, but if we’re honest, it reveals something deeper and that's a dangerous comfort with double living.

@yarenelifylmz The hand reading seconds in the second wall clock on the right hand side is missing.

Bu fotoğrafta 1 farkı bulabilirsen sen bir dahisin.

@jas_d_barbie If you can swallow semen, you are in no way different from a vampirë

Doctors, is it healthy to swallow spérm?

@chuksdoyo Instead of you paying her for the hair cut, she is the one paying you in kind.

I had s*xx with an older lady. Not crazy old but she’s 39 and I’m 21. Met through a work friend. She cuts hair and I went to her house for a cut. I won’t lie it took about 3 months before anything sɛxxxual came up in conversation. It was just a perfect timing thing. She...

@sandhee10 Yeah, they are having spiritual shaving ni... Just bare with them

Few days in this NYSC camp & there is literally clipper sound at every corner at 3am. 😩😩

@OGsDontFold But what was the result you were looking for before roasting a pork for 8 hours? I hope you get the results now.

I slow cooked a pork roast for 8 hours, but when I sliced it, I saw this weird shiny green and rainbow reflection on the meat fibers. It looks like gasoline on water. Did the meat go bad?

@OGsDontFold Instead of the pork to be barbecue, it became LGBTQ

@OGsDontFold The animal had an encounter with her fellow LGBTQ community in the process of 8 hours roasting

@nnaanyi1 @manus0024 Proof it.

@victoradey @manus0024 It's 79.. using bodmas

How Old Is Sandra? You failed if you used a Calculator

@Olori_Seun1 @aonanuga1956 Temper mercy with justice or temper with mercy justice abi how dem dey talk that thing... The bazooka wey you carry come ni let pesin know wetin e wan talk

@aonanuga1956 Tinubu is not Saul anymore.! I think he is Ahab mixed with Nebuchadnezzar with a sprinkle of Pharaoh that is garnished with the Devil. 💔

"The so-called Ibadan summit is a ruse. It was an assemblage of individuals, not ten political parties. For parties to meet, there must be prior authorisation from their NWC or NEC. Without that, it is simply a gathering of individuals. "If they now claim that ten political parties met to gang up against one party, it contradicts their earlier narrative. It shows that the political space remains open, but they lack the strength to compete individually"---APC National Secretary, Senator Ajibola Basiru in an interview with TheNation

English football English VAR English Referee English football officials and management How long will your inconsistency we see every week tarry? This is Calvert Lewin pulling his opponent's hair. The same offense that Martinez was sent off for against the same player.

Chelsea scored a goal after 60 years, 600 months, 60 days, 6 hours, 60 minutes and 6 seconds. Somebody shout power 😂

@sowore The only saint in the political space of Nigeria.

I Declined the Ibadan “Opposition Summit” Nigerians Deserve a Genuine Alternative, Not Recycled Failure I was invited to attend the so-called “Opposition Summit” in Ibadan, but I declined. There is no need to pretend that the same men (and a few women) who held Nigeria to ransom for years, presiding over stagnation, corruption, and systemic decay, can suddenly reinvent themselves as champions of progress or defenders of the people. Not all Nigerians are suffering from amnesia. For the avoidance of doubt, our revolutionary party, the African Action Congress (@aacparty ), will not be part of any charade designed to recycle failed political actors under the guise of “opposition.” Instead, we are committed to presenting a formidable, people-driven alternative, one rooted in integrity, accountability, and genuine transformation. We will mobilize Nigerians across the country to rally behind a credible vision that rejects the decadence and deception represented by both the @OfficialAPCNg and their opportunistic counterparts in ADC, PDP, Labour Party and elsewhere Nigeria does not need a rearrangement of the same broken pieces, it needs a complete break from the past. #AACOurParty #RevolutionNOW #TakeItBack

@DazylingQueeen Use your discretion

My husband gives his mom ₦700k monthly, but my own mom gets ₦100k. How should I handle this?¿

@martinnsSzn Premier League runner up — Arsenal

so if Manchester city wins the FA cup and the Premier League who do they play in the community shield?

@kellybonito_BU Those livescore apps are killing the anticipation, excitement and emotions attached to watching the game live.

She was watching the game live in the stadium, but her livescore app had already updated that Manchester City scored before it even happened . How is that even possible? 🤔

@primevideosport Guess who still came second 😂😂

The first time since 1999 that the top two in the Premier League are level on points 𝘼𝙉𝘿 goal difference on MD33 or later 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿📊🤝 What a title race 🍿🔥

@WelBeast Is that why your mouth was burnt on one hot afternoon by Bournemouth? And you want to win the premier League. Thanks to universe, you are back where you belong. European virgin 😂

Can’t beat Grimsby but wants to win the Champions League. Maybe in your dreams.

@NP__Oficial Isn't that crazy?

🚨ATENÇÃO l Mulher afirma que comprou o sol, registrou em cartório, e quer cobrar o mundo pelo seu uso

@WelBeast Clubs with the most runner-up finished in the English Premier League, your Arsenal is still a runner-up — came second among clubs that came second in history... Isn't that amazing 😂😂😂😂

The guys making fun of 2nd place.