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@briantylercohen As soon as I’m done raking the forest, I’ll be sure to enjoy the water. 🤡

Dear God. I almost feel sorry for anyone who allows themself to be fooled by this guy.

@PopCrave According what I’ve heard on the news. They allowed him to self report his height and weight. So there’s that. Lol

Donald Trump is revealed to be 6-foot-3 and 215 pounds, according to the Fulton County Sheriff’s Office.

Let’s be fair. Dunking on Ted Cruz is sort of like dunking on a 3-foot rim.

@JessieB1021 @jaketapper Absolutely. I work for the 2nd largest school district in the country. We’ve been virtual since March. My friend, who teaches 2nd grade is home sick with covid, her daughter is sick with covid, her husband had it too. She’s still teaching (virtually) no subs available for her. 😔

@jaketapper I wish you would stop with the vilification of unions who are just trying to keep teachers and students safe. We’ve had to backtrack on our reopening plan because so many teachers were sick they couldn’t keep up with sub coverage. Try to actually talk to teachers, Jake.

Biden WH now backtracking from original pledge to have most schools open within 100 days. (thread)

@donlemon Disgusting......meanwhile, Americans stand in food lines all across the country.

@ananavarro Donald who?? 🤷🏻‍♀️

Nope. Nada. Zero.

@ttla8 She’s more suited for the show “Smothered”. 😂

@Acosta RIP to their careers ☠️

Inbox: Trump announces new legal team

@mindykaling Me, in La. 🥶

@MaryLTrump Seriously though, love @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris

I'm ecstatic that Champ and Major (who are very good boys) have moved into the White House. But where's the cat?

@donlemon From #ByeDon to #Biden.....things are looking up.

@donlemon Sir, this is a Wendy’s. #TrumpInsurrection

@AndrewFeinberg It’s right next to Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

I bet Dominion Voting Systems International Hotel will be a pretty nice place to stay in DC

@dogfather @thotsofdoglol Daisy said she’d definitely swipe right. 🐾

my mom got doug a bow tie please tell him he looks handsome

@thotsofdoglol It has not been garbage. 2020 has been garbage. This account has and continues to be a light in the storm. 😊

@ananavarro @marcorubio 😡

Young, healthy Senator, who spoke at rallies packed w/thousands w/o masks, who supports Trump -who’s down-played COVID & mocked those who wear masks, is 1st to get vaccine while most medical workers, elderly & infirm Americans, wait. Congratulations on ur privilege, @marcorubio.

@ttla8 @notcapnamerica Mar A Lago specifically

Washington Post reports COVID19 patients in California are being treated in lobbies, hospitals, and parking lots.

NO WAY WE LOST THIS ELECTION!

@AtlanticRecords @birdsofpreywb @AMAs Yay!! My niece, Galxara, is on that soundtrack! Such a great soundtrack. Congratulations! 🎉

Simply Fantabulous! #BirdsOfPrey The Album wins Favorite Soundtrack at the #AMAs 💚

@Scaramucci But the yellow snow kind.

Donald Trump is a snowflake ❄️