Vidhi Kankaria

चिड़ियाघर 🦚

humans saw this and decided to invent perpetual futures contracts

Pattern recognition is the highest form of intelligence.

zero cortisol

Have a good weekend. 🤝

खेलोगे नहीं तो जीतोगे कैसे?

Nothing worse than a slow failure.

When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favor.

when life shuts a door open it again it's a door 🚪 that's how they work

I’m just going to jingle some of the way. I’m very tired.

god save the chill 🧘🏼‍♀️

The markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent 🛫🛬

When you hear hoofbeats think horses not zebras

11/11

Love me a good morning horror show Ok bye ✌🏼

🐈‍⬛ *brings a plate full of breakfast muffins, doughnuts & croissants* and asks “what would you like?” 🐈 “oh no, thank you, I prefer a walnut tea cake with cut bananas”

Overheard Mumbai @ TridentBreakfastTable 🐈 Catty aunt 1 in slow american accent “what do you do in the gym?” 🐈‍⬛ Catty aunt 2 looking like nike threw up on her; adjusting her posture; in slow American accent “i mostly stretch”