viktor

repost but prob my fav ezht play

@edythator tack edythator 🥙

@viktorhuh grattis viktor!!

26th birthday today 🎈

@justadumbcutie thank you!! 😸

@DawnsTFT The fuck man

*does this to you as you scroll*

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@DawnsTFT want a rundown? i got experience

Icl I feel bad for guys who are born with small dicks. What do u even do in that situation.

*walks into coffee shop* *sees 10/10 20-something brunette* *i approach confidently* me: you met me at a very chinese time in my life hot brunette: excuse me? me *smirks*: i said, you met me at a very chinese time in my life hot brunette: what are you talking about me: ha… you must not be on the internet much hot brunette: i’m not, no me: it’s a meme. “you met me at a very chinese time in my life.” you haven’t heard it before? hot brunette: i haven’t, no me: guess you’re not “terminally online” like me lol. makes sense that *does joker voice/mannerisms* “you wouldn’t get it.” that’s also a reference to the joker gif hot brunette: yeah sorry, i haven’t heard either of those references before me: “you met me at a very chinese time in my life” is hilarious because it’s pretty random. and as you can see, it’s pretty difficult for me to be chinese lol hot brunette: oh okay. yeah i’m sorry i didn’t get the reference, but i have to finish up some work now. nice to meet you! *pulls out her laptop and begins typing* *i turn, walk away from her and up to the cashier* me: this place is going down the tubes cashier: sorry? what do you mean? me: your coffee shop… it’s been invaded by normies lol cashier: ha… sure… would you like to order something? me: i’d like my usual black coffee please. cashier: okay one black coffee coming up me: don’t you get sick of normies coming in here? they’re totally ruining the vibe cashier: i just started working here so im just focused on my job me: ha… your job? your job is pouring coffee for people, how hard can it be? you’re basically being paid to run a lemonade stand, a child could do your job haha. *cashier smiles meekly* me: i’m just messing around. people don’t have a sense of humor these days so i like to make jokes when i can cashier: okay me: yeah.. *pause* me: you met me at a very chinese time in my life *cashier has blank expression on his face* *pause* me: you met me at a very chinese time in my life cashier: no, yeah sorry i did hear you, i just don’t know what you mean by that or how to respond me *faceplams*: it’s a meme lol. i guess you’re not online either? cashier: ah no, sorry about that. here’s your coffee *hands me my coffee* me *rolling my eyes*: great. whatever *i leave* normies have really taken over LA lol

@99gooning fuck im busted it's server.....

rank 1 in this mobile game nobody knows about

hey @ICEgov . take a look at THIS

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This app cannot be a real place bro

who the hell is in this, i am not clicking to check

what a nice and funny guy

@elonmusk it's not that deep

Woke programming is everywhere in children’s “educational shows” and books

I’m crying just go to a random part of this movie and some bullshit is happening

ill give it a couple months more

man he just looks like Heart of the aspects

@DawnsTFT fuck my fat life i suck at the game

@viktorhuh viktor...

climbing my mid acc thru low