Rake The Snake

@ianbrown Absolute fucktard

What would you rather eat? A tub of Ben and Jerry’s or a turd straight from a dogs bum?

@NeilA1878 Haha I know. 🤡 🤡

@villeins I remember that. Him and Moysey trying to get Baines and Fellaini for 20M 🤣

Are we really meant to believe Ed Woodward could close a deal on someone of Messi’s profile? The clown could barely get the Fellani deal done and it cost us more than his original release clause. #mufc #mufctransfers

Is the @TheRyanAdams version of wonderwall better than the Oasis version?

@NeilA1878 @ratemyplatenow And the mushrooms

@ratemyplatenow Fresh out the tin those beans

Classic Bacun with Egg & Beens by Amy T

@90sWWE @admase7

My 4 week old son has the farts of a 14 year old Labrador 😷

Does anyone actually own a toaster that fits a slice of Warburtons?

@Brotherponch This sums it up really. I would hardly call a 16 year slog ‘bouncing’ back. Can’t wait for the games though!

Somebody give me a shout when the Leeds love-in is over on Twitter.

@NeilA1878 How?

@villeins Some of us still play it on our phones

Brian Lara was incredible. Not just the record innings. That 277 in about his third game taking Warne to pieces. Danesh Kaneria sledging him then Lara slaughtering him hitting him out the ground three times in a row.

@manunitedzone @CrisPy_Green

Ighalo: "To get to the FA Cup final would be great for me in my life and my career. I missed out in 2016 and I have the opportunity to now get to the final with the club I’ve supported all my life. It would make my dreams perfect." #muzone [MU]

@RishiPersad1 It’ll be curtains for billy hackers like me when they end up inventing par 6s and 7s!!

Bryson DeChambeau has got a 9-iron with his second to the par 5. I’m still trying to work out whether this is a good or bad thing for golf.

@mollyfprince @ANewBandADay @HelloJenniferH

If you've never heard a fox laugh, you’re welcome! twitter.com/AnimalsWorId/s…

What a player Ruud was!!

@LFC @rickedwards1 Blackburn won one so let’s not get carried away eh

WE’RE PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!! 🏆

@elcrumpos @bbcglasto @glastonbury @radiohead @coldplay @HAIMtheband @DavidBowieReal @lorde @QueensChristine @JanelleMonae @Beyonce @oasis Just put the cd on and turn the lights off and on in your house dead quick, same set they do every time. 😛

We’ve cued up some of Glastonbury’s greatest sets into this schedule for you. 📝Which 3 are you definitely going to catch? And there’s more... as well as all this there will be 100 sets on iPlayer and even more on BBC Sounds, TV and Radio. #Glastonbury2020

@admase7 You and @davidowenbell81 at the wedding

@mjfitzmusic Wait till you get to the boy about massive rats!

Just started this, already hooked 📖