Vinnie Coppola

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@SportsVix @alexisohanian Happy Easter!

Once a year. This year I got the UK edition. Happy Easter weekend

@SportsVix @alexisohanian #proper

Anybody else?

THE CATS CALL GAME 😸

You know what’s a funny word? Chimpanzee. Chimpanzee is funny word.

Well that was fun!!!

I bought some banana chips. They list “natural banana flavoring” as one of the ingredients. That makes me nervous.

Yesterday our kids wanted me to teach them how to jump rope. Long story short, I’m posting this update from a hospital bed.

It’s time to bring back (possibly) the greatest haiku (I’ve) ever written.

Everyone is making hot dog like this, after save this genius idea.

@Dino_in_Vegas That too.

@vinniedotcom Awkward

You know what’s a funny word? Impervious. Impervious is a funny word.

I don’t understand people who eat popcorn one kernel at a time.

I’m no good at thinking on my feet. Or while sitting in a chair. Or lying down. But in the midst of a somersault? GENIUS!

Just heard that someone who was 29 in 1996 is now 70

If you get hit by a meteor there’s two things you know: 1. There is a God. 2. He hates you.

JOIN MY FIGHT!! #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZP8bx6XsJ/

Florida Panthers are possibly the most unethical franchise in NHL history - Half the roster are straight up dirty assholes - Use PEDs to win Cups - Nepo treatment from NHL DoPS - Zero fans who aren’t bandwagons - Face of franchise is a douchebag

BOB 🧱 He earns his 53rd career @pepsi shutout‼️