Grampy
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Grampy
@vinnyc3
Free market trusting, liberty loving American. Happily married with two beautiful daughters, two adorable granddaughters, and one amazing grandson.
Virginia Beach, VA Katılım Mayıs 2009
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He doesn’t know how serious things are getting on a social media app.
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@vinnyc3 @guyfelicella G D, GRAMPS!!! I WAS COMING HERE TO DO THIS!!!
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The funniest part isn’t a Canadian going to the moon…
It’s Americans thinking they own it.
Frank J. Fleming@IMAO_
Why are we letting a Canadian go to our moon?
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Watcha gonna do to stop us?
guyfelicella🇨🇦🍁@guyfelicella
The funniest part isn’t a Canadian going to the moon… It’s Americans thinking they own it.
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My wife made my kid dinner for April Fools day: a grilled cheese.
Only, it was pound cake with vanilla frosting. He was presently surprised. It even fooled me.
What do you think? Does it look like a real grilled cheese?
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Under no circumstance. Can I please my dad.
He asked me if I planted any rutabaga.
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You remember that guy with the spool of wire?
Ran over my mulch fork today. I’ve had it for almost 30 years, with the original handle. Still had the price tag on it. I couldn’t count the cubic yards of horse manure and mulch I’ve forked with it
I need to be alone for a bit
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I don’t remember it happening this way but apparently all my kids were born in a barn.
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Name an athlete whose college career was better than their pro career.
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@Ranchwater12 Does it involve abuse of a child if so hell no. If not get his side of the story and his Parents since they aren’t helping. Probably not the first rodeo for this man.
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Should I bail my God Brother, Cousin out of jail on some pretty serious charges? It hurts my soul to see him in jail.
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@terryschappert Crap I’m in. I showed up at basic with a two year old peace sign tattoo I got at Dead Show in an old school bus.
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Hey Lads - I have an idea for a great road trip. Hear me out...
Taylor Sterling@FatherMcKennaa
There's a fish in the Mediterranean called Sarpa salpa. In Arabic its name translates to "the fish that makes dreams." If you eat its head, you hallucinate for up to 36 hours. Romans ate it recreationally. A National Geographic photographer tried it in 1960 and hallucinated futuristic spaceships. A 90-year-old man ate one in Saint-Tropez in 2002 and heard screaming for two days straight. Nobody knows exactly which compound causes it.
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Why did Israel do this??
Breaking911@Breaking911
🚨 TIGER WOODS ARRESTED FOR DUI FOLLOWING CAR CRASH
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I bet 42 year olds, going through basic training, are going to write the most depressing porta-shitter poetry.
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