Vinnie

Right in God's hands

@the_Lawrenz Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

god 😂😂😂😂😂

@TosinOlugbenga @Gbengacodes 🤣💔Bruh said he never went back

@Gbengacodes Yes, for a night and I didn’t go back there. I have never done such in my life before. 6pm to 6am with 30 minutes break.

“Oh Tosin, you are in Tech, there’s job for tech people in the UK and the pay is good” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Six months, we still dey do interview back to back. Some interviews are in three stages, coding home tests, live coding interviews, behavioral interviews… I had to settle for warehouse job (6pm to 6am) when all money has finished… I couldn’t go the next day because if I continue, I might breakdown.

@mollie_don You absolute weirdo 🤣🤣🤣

She convinced her husband the Tesla was soundproof… and he immediately exposed himself 😂 🚘 Who else is cracking up? 🤣🤣

@mighty_abbey I'd like to watch this movie lol

She got impregnated by a 17yr old boy 👀👇🏾🎥🍿

@Joe__Bassey Just look at that facial expression.. Complete Disgust. Shame!

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@horladime_Gee @KayRMFC 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@KayRMFC Person wey dey on top wheelchair sef go don collect ball from him hand

see wetin Ruger score for Australia, e Sabi die no worry 😭😭

@DschlopesIsBack This experience was meant to proof what exactly 🤣💔

Is it bad that I’ve watched this 50 times now? 😂

@RealDonaldDoo Beautiful 🥹🥹🥹

I’m 100% sure we’ve buried people before their time, because we didn’t have the patience to try to save them. We kuku don’t value any life in Nigeria. Look at this

I can't but express myself here based on my recent experience in the UK. the people closest to you sometimes expect something in return when you need help quoting "no one really does anything for free in the UK" I disagree with this mindset. I have met strangers that have been in a place of help without asking for a dime and it was to a great length that surprise me even to this moment and it's mostly people I don't know in anyway. This isn't coming from a place of entitlement because we have got a choice to either be in a place of help or not but as for me if it doesn't cost me a dime I see no reason why I shouldn't put my fellow human in the right direction. Let kindness lead!

@britsalterego The Lord put it on your heart 🤣💔

This is completely unprovoked sir and I apologize for that, but your beard looks stupid. And maybe no one’s told you this, or they have and you don’t care. But the Lord put it on my heart rn that I just needed to speak the truth to you brotha. Him who so trims they facial hair, shall not perish but have no more disparaging words from me. Amen 🙏🏾

@_y3maya The things I see on twitter😭😂

i just saw a video where a girl was crying cause she sold her cat to this guy just to find out he used it to make peppersoup💔

@aminu1oladimeji @im_Kappachino Na today e pain me pass say I no learn mechanic work before I enter UK

@im_Kappachino Just oil change when I was in Birmingham was £70, full servicing is £130. In Kent, £110 for oil change and full servicing is £180-200

How much do you service your car in the Uk ?? Wanna check something

@cartisburner__ Lmaoo 🤣

this gotta be up there with the craziest things kanye ever said lmfao

@Symply_rhoda1 Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pure greed

No control, no coordination, just driven by pure greed 😭🤣

@_BarnyO Rightttttt!🤣🤣🤣💔

Just leave everything you're doing right now and use 5 minutes to fear women.😒😢😩

@iamjuspat I just open teeth down lol

Korty to Asake — “I could be your wife tomorrow who knows”❤️🥹😂😂

@lonelyyyboi9 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣No lies

If you try am for Nigeria them go say the owners Dey use them for juju 😂😂

@papiwontmiss 🤣🤣🤣

I was telling my mom that I’ve been going to the gym recently and my nephew said “you should go inside when you get there” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.

@oneandonlytemi Tough one to swallow, guilt sinking😤

We dated for a year after I asked her out at Elegushi beach, and we planned our whole future together. We applied for the same master's degree in the UK, filling the forms with our fingers intertwined at a cybercafé with good WiFi. Same course, same university, same dream. But the embassy gave her a student visa and rejected mine. A visa officer who never even met me looked at my bank account and decided I was too poor and too Nigerian to return. They said I was a flight risk. She cried and offered to cancel her trip so we could try again next year, but I told her no. Asking her to wait was asking her to drown with me, and I could not let her lose her dream over my bad luck. Our last moment was at the airport food court. She was wearing a thick sweater for a cold she had never felt. We forced ourselves to eat a dry meat pie in silence. I kept giving her advice about buying a winter coat just to stop myself from begging her to stay. When her flight to London was called, she hugged me at the door and whispered that she loved me. I could not say it back because it felt like a promise we could no longer keep, so I just told her to walk inside and not look back. I went back to our empty table and watched her flight board. We did not cheat and we did not fight. A system that does not care about love just decided our story was over.

@Utdbrizzy Absolute joke 🤣💔

How are you handing Garnacho a note in the 85th minute at 2–8 😂😂