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#LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes Blockbuster was encouraging its patrons to be kind and rewind.

Apparently today is my 15-year Twitterversary. I would probably have deleted this account due to Elon being terrible but I keep it to forever memorialize that my most popular tweet ever was mocking Trump.

FUN FACT: Each of us who support Kamala are de facto surrogates for her campaign. So we have to have the talking points at the ready to answer questions or criticism about her or her campaign. So here are a few at the ready: 1) She didn’t pass any great things as VP:

@anwyn Happiest of Birthdays!

@KiddeFireSys the Clear Event button isn’t working in my app (I have an iPhone). I’ve reinstalled the app with no luck. All the other buttons work. How do I fix?

How it feels when you’re talking about hockey to your friends who couldn’t care less about it

It’s probably not a good sign that I searched “Health and Fitness” on Pinterest and the result was an ad for Ibuprofen.

YOUR SEATTLE KRAKEN HAVE DEFEATED THE REIGNING CHAMPS AND ADVANCE TO ROUND 2. THATS. KRAKEN. HOCKEY. BABY.

#SEAKRAKEN ADVANCE!!! AND THEY SAID IT COULDN’T BE DONE 😏

First NHL playoff game! #seakraken #bucketlist

I hate all generalizations.

Ryan Donato is a very openly devout Christian. he does the sign of the cross whenever he gets on and off the ice. he has a special blessed rosary from Medjugorje, a town of holiness for the Catholic faith. here he is wearing a pride jersey. it has nothing to do with devoutness.

i find it really disrespectful that the headlines say Amanda Bynes was "found" naked and alone and "placed" on a psychiatric hold - removing her agency. she was able to recognize that she was in psychosis, ask someone for help, and call 911 herself. that's fucking impressive

Maybe one of the reasons rocket scientists didn’t impress Shania Twain very much is because a group of them questioned whether 100 tampons would be enough for one woman for six days.

Roses are red, violets are blue, banning assault rifles is long overdue.

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast

@anwyn Happiest of Birthdays! I hope it kicks off an amazing year for you!

Perhaps it’s time to pursue my dream of opening a coffee shop/exercise studio named PiLattes.

@SimoneLasher Update. It worked. @SimoneLasher you are my hero of the day!

@SimoneLasher Interesting! I’m pushing the iOS update now so hopefully I’ll have similar results!